Despite this book's gross, yet creative title, it's basically just a book that serves it's purpose as a place where I can put all my thoughts down on electronic paper where the world can see them. I don't know why anyone would want to read this but, if you do, cool quesadillas bruh.

You are a hardworking young actor that catches a big break, resulting in you attending your first big awards show. Among the famous faces you see that night: Tom Hiddleston. You only ever intended to admire him from afar, but he has different plans. -- A/N: It started as a simple daydream and turned into so much more. Sorry for the ever-so-long first chapter. [But then... sorry, not sorry at all. ❤]

WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Amethyst is a girl with a slightly older brother and a much younger sister, she had been homeschool for a year by her parents but she decided that she didn't want to be homeschooled anymore so she enrols at Midtown School of Science and Technology half way through the school year. She meets some friends along the way, and some enemies she should stay clear of...