Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

Det här är Bob.Han är en groda.Men vad nu?kommer Bob att få åka på ett äventyr?låt oss se.

A story based on the AU my friend and I made. Here's an introduction to the characters: •Matt- a gay thot who is famous on musical.ly. He's very into fashion and feeling boujee. Overdramatic and will cut a bitch if you make him upset. •Tom- an edgelord sad boi who makes trash rap music on Soundcloud. No one wants to fuck him so he just fucks himself with bottles of alcohol. •Edd- the stereotypical hypebeast that makes a little too many sexual innuendos. He's always trying to flex with Gucci and Supreme. He also tortures his cat into flexing along with him. •Tord-69 sex god. Owns a strip club and is fairly famous in the porn industry. Everyone is always stealing his money he makes. Overall a pretty shit guy that all the tinder thots wanna fuck. •Pat & Paul- 2 janitors at Tord's strip club that bang the shit out of eachother in the cleaning supply closet. Cleaning is just their day job. At night they shag and kidnap children and sell them dildos and vape pens. Thanks bye😎😎

För 2 miljoner år sedan så levde en drake. Den levde med dinosaurierna. Han fick bara vara där för att de andra dinosaurierna trodde att han var ett träd

Byggare Bob var en konstig liten jävel. Han hade inte vänner utom en bil som hette Ratuta. Han var lonely som fan.

batman har förstört saker nu ska han dö

lemons!!!

Y/N is a normal school student until they get a new student, Morgan Hudson a.k.a Morgz the famous youtube nonce. ***WARNING THIS IS A PARODY LOL***

This story is a joke, so don't take it seriously. This shouldn't have taken as long as it did.

*this whole story is a joke!!* Kanye just got a divorce and decided to visit class 1a and coincidentally endeavor was standing outside a window and saw him? Uhh ok