Who would have thought that my life could turn out this way? Placed in a cold dank cell, with nothing but the darkness to keep me company. Other inmates are kept away from me, according to them I'm too dangerous. But the only true danger is nowhere near here. It's far away, in the world above. For only demons can live this far beneath the surface. How did I get here, you may ask. Well, that's a long story. A story that starts when a young boy was born, my father. You see, he's the reason I'm here. The reason I've been here for almost three thousand years. Just about the date I will be released. You ask, why so long? Hasn't anyone told you? Immortals are known for how long they hold grudges. Current ranking as of June 24, 2018, #296!