Funny jokes and comebacks

Laugh your heart out with these stupid jokes!I'm telling you there is no better way to wast your time. Ps I do not take any credit for these jokes!I just think they are funny and would like to share them with you.

Loving My Best friend

Amanda Jones and Christian Matthews, the two best friends that everyone thought was a couple. The were the closest pair of friends you would ever meet. They did everything together. They were two peas in a pod, inseperable. Until that was all thrown away when a misundersranding occured causing them to part ways. Now...

Storm of Bells

Never do what you're told, never boil your own head in vinegar and, most important of all, never ever marry a man-those have always been Lilly Linton's principles for a happy, carefree life. So, how the heck did she end up engaged to multinational industrial magnate Rikkard Ambrose? Right now she's too happy to care...

Girl Unnoticed

Harlow Terrance has had a rough past, abused by everyone in her school because of her parents' work and simply because no one liked her. She moves away to a new city, hoping to escape the tortures that she had to deal with for so long that she barely even talked to her parents. She has an unfortunate run-in with Rhys...

BETHRONED

Born a princess but stolen from her royal cradle shortly after birth, she found herself raised in a distant realm, far removed from her own kin. For years, she lived a life veiled in secrecy and isolation within the foreign kingdom's confines. It wasn't until the day her 'shining knight and armour', arrived from the w...

Kissing Is the Easy Part

{a Wattpad featured story} Flora is afraid being beautiful is her only talent. Some of the words she hates include economy class, second-hand clothes, and budget. She likes fashion, dating, not being on time and getting what she wants - until she meets Sean, who is like the clock striking midnight; he makes all her...

Obsession

"God, I want you inside of me," I said. "How bad do you want it," he said. "Bad," I moaned. "What's my name," he said. "Grayson," I moaned even louder. "No, what is my name," he said. "Daddy," I bit my lip.

Virtue and Vice

"If I'm going down, I might as well pick my poison. I pick you." *** A Cobalt Bay Billionaires story. *** She couldn't be sure whether he was her predator or protector... but she was doomed to love him either way. *** It was a summer they will never forget. Young and naive Cassandra Collins finds herself offe...

Enemies With Benefits (18+ only)

"Fuck" I said under my breath, the pleasure was too much. "The way your body moves, it's so hot" he answered I just noticed how I hadn't stayed still since he started touching me. "Nathaniel please" ~ After a one night stand with the only person she hates in the world, Jessica Winters sumerges in her attraction for h...

Prince with Benefits

**Unedited, messy & with lots of mistakes. But you will still swoon if you give it a chance lol (but you've been warned)** After a bad breakup, Emily moves across the world to find herself. Getting involved in a relationship is the last thing she wants, but that changes when she meets a handsome stranger, who's perfec...

How to Fall in Love ✔

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on a...

Walk with Me #MidnightSunMovie

A short story of a broken girl and a boy who secretly watched over her. My entry to the #MidnightSunMovie contest.

Rikkard And Lilly's Encounters

This is a Storm and Silence fan fiction which will consist of mainly one shots. ITEOTS one shots also included. #StormandSilence @LillyLinton @RikkardAmbrose All of the characters belong to the amazing @RobThier

SILENCE IN WONDERLAND (#AStormOfFanFiction)

Winning first place in Sir Rob's Storm and Silence fanfiction contest, here is my entry for all of you to enjoy. ~ 0 ~ Five possibilities in one. Which would you choose? ~ A queen and her servant? ~ A general and his captive? ~ A bride and groom? ~ A husband and wife with child? ~ Or just plain, a secre...

WANTED: Love of my Life

Angela's life pretty much sucked until she met Giacomo. Tall, dark and handsome, he would be everything she could wish for - if he weren't a penniless and homeless illegal Italian immigrant who happens to be four years her senior. Or is he? Penniless and homeless, that is. The truth that slowly unravels seems to be fa...

Storm's Over

Another storm is coming and Lilly can feel it! A proposal came out from the giant block of granite. What happened ? And how to stop this storm? Read this to find out ! #AStormofFanFiction P.S. All characters belong to @RobThier P.P.S. This is a story that I wrote to enter the contest. Please enjoy!

In the Eye of the Storm

In the desert, an instant turns life into death and hate into love. In the desert, everything is different. Boundaries break down, and you find yourself doing things that you would never, ever have imagined. Lilly Linton finds this out the hard way: in the shadow of the pyramids, she and her boss, cold, calculatin...

Hunting for Silence

British business mogul Rikkard Ambrose has departed London to face his arch-rival in a deadly game of espionage and intrigue at the Royal Court of France, leaving his lady love behind to knit socks and twiddle her thumbs. Left behind alone? That is not something Lilly Linton is willing to put up with! Determined to sh...

Silence is Golden

Silent. Cold. Chiselled perfection. That is Rikkard Ambrose, the most powerful business mogul in Great Britain. Free-spirited. Fiery. Definitely NOT attracted to the aforementioned business mogul. That is Lilly Linton, his personal secretary and secret weapon. The two have been playing a cat and mouse game for...

Storm and Silence

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to f...

Here Comes Trouble

There's something about Jasper that pulls me in even as I want to escape. Maybe it's his piercing too-blue eyes that hide a lot of secrets. Or maybe it's his rock hard body that makes me forget that I am and should act like a princess. Whatever it is, I really should be careful. Because no matter how safe and protect...

The Boy who Broke the Rules

Stay away from that boy. That's what they all told me, but I was never one to be obedient. The Boy who Broke the Rules. All Rights Reserved. * He was the mysterious lonely boy who found her in a clearing and told her to stay still as he sketched a portrait of her. Entranced by his voice and intensity of his gaze, she...

Cover for CHASING RED by ISABELLE RONIN

Here is the cover I made for my favourite book on wattpad! I hope you like it Isabelle! #isabelleronin

Late Night Conversations ✔ [COMPLETED]

{Highest Ranking: #2 in Short Story} One collision. Two strangers. One unorthodox way to pay off her debt. Three weeks of late night conversations. One Date.

Reckless in Love

Kara Hawthorne refuses to fall in love until the brooding Cameron crashes into her life. He burns for her like no other. But the past doesn't forget and the biggest sacrifice of his life awaits. ***** Spitfire Kara Hawthorne is a hardworking twenty...

Spitfire in Love

The brooding and mysterious Cameron St. Laurent isn't intimidated by the feisty woman at his doorstep. And when she asks him for the impossible, Cameron knows just how to sweeten the deal. ***** Spitfire in Love is a published book! As a Wattpad re...

Wattpad's Best Romance Books

A list of Wattpad's Best Romance Books. (UNDER HEAVY EDITING)

Pretty Little Liars Fan Fiction: If Only

This is a fanfiction based on Pretty Little Liars. It was written 2 years ago, hence it is not up to current date with the show. Hope you enjoy!

THE B TEAM // Pretty Little Liars #WATTYS2014 #FANFICTION

"I’ve had many things stolen from me. Money, keys, credit cards, even my own heart, but none of that mattered more than stealing lies. People relied on the truth, but telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time results in nothing but agony. Take it from me; you’re always better off with a pocket full of li...

31 Days• Odell Beckham Jr. [COMPLETED & EDITING]

My Work #1 | "I'll make sure you have the BEST 31 days of your life." **** In which a young cancer patient, faces the difficulties of being loved, and hated. ©All Rights Reserved. -LadyJay- Wattpad 2015.®