the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying

> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier

phan // in which a boy named dan leaves flowers with every step and phil wishes he could grow a garden in his small london apartment

*NOTE THAT IF THE SLASHES ARE \\ INSTEAD OF // THIS MEANS THAT THE BOOK HAS TRIGGERS. PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED BY SUICIDE, SEXUAL ASSAULT, SELF HARM, AND MORE* "your wrists feel like honey." "until i feel the sharp nails pushing through it." "then they feel like sharp glass bottles." "why is that, dan?" [ danniehowelll 2018 ]

Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend. etcetc phan with kickthestickz This story carries some warnings, however they're p much all spoilers except non-graphic violence and injury on one occasion, and non-described minor character death. No major character death and no self harm. Please message me if you think you'll need to know the TWs! To avoid spoilers, you can give me a list of things you don't want to read for whatever reason and I'll let you know if they're in the fic or not :)

Dan Howell has made many mistakes in life, the first of which was being born to Aphrodite (or maybe just being born at all, in his uncle's opinion). It's never made much sense that he was the son of the goddess of love, seeing as he didn't even believe in it. Still, maybe there's time for his mind to be changed when he finds himself going on a quest to retrieve his mother's "Cupid's bow" with Phil Lester, son of Ares. (thanks to @xSillyTilly for betaing and for making this cover!!)

"gay and psychotic; we're enough to make god cry." in which a boy with a face like an angel and dreams like the devil meets satan in black denim who chainsmokes and hates the world completed!

in which a demon named dan accidentally falls in love with an angel named phil. {phan au} highest ranking- #27 in danisnotonfire

he had never liked the color blue, until the boy with blue eyes moved in. ShyArtist!Dan and Muse!Phil short story ; phil's pov is up ; SEQUEL IS FINALLY PUBLISHED ALSO heyyimtrash // 2016 sentence by sentence completed may 14 , 2017