" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

phan // in which a rich kid meets a cute homeless boy who has something he needs

> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier

in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phil wonders why.

" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions can speak louder than words.

-An instructional manual that explains the most imperative steps to cuddling in a leather jacket.- Jack is an adorable, pastel boy who lives in a pretend world of perfection and innocence. But he's had a past of horrible relationships and now lives with a marijuana-smoking man-whore named Felix. Jack is living under horrible circumstances, but Felix keeps the wool pulled over his eyes with promises of protection from others. Mark lives in a frat house with some of the most intimidating guys on campus, but in reality, they're all goofy gamer guys that just so happen to love heavy metal and piercings. Jack and Mark met one day in July during a heavy metal concert; not under the best circumstances, but it sends them both into a spell of quixotry that will last for the rest of their lives. (WARNING - this book discusses sensitive topics such as: Physical abuse, sexual abuse, emotional abuse, substance abuse (drugs, alcohol, and cigarettes), severe anxiety, obsessive compulsive disorder, and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.)

Just a bunch of Septiplier Oneshots. I take requests too, this book mostly consists of Angst and fluff. I will try to update this often, Im still learning so the first few oneshots may be a bit short;

Mister McLoughlin is a fun loving teacher that just moved from teaching middle school in Ireland to teaching high school in America. He loves to make people laugh and smile, and he loves helping people, so he loves his job and wouldn't trade it for the world. His puts all of his effort into taking care of his students and ensuring that he is making the world a better place. Mister Fischbach, however, is a hardcore, strict, and loud teacher. He's constantly yelling and hitting students' desks with a wooden meter stick. He tries to scare students into not failing his class, but his teaching methods are so harsh that not even half of his students can survive the first semester in his class. Jack does his best to make Mark a kinder teacher and Mark works his hardest to push Jack away, and it only pulls them closer. Will their relationship work out, our will their opposite personalities and their jobs pull them apart?

Mark only went to the Halloween party that night to blow off some steam after college exams. Besides, Wade had been pestering him to finally get out and meet some people after his break up. That night would change when a cute guy in a fairy costume named Sean asks if he lives at 1005 Forest Hill Circle, Apt 23. The answer was "yes". Book cover by the talented @SapphireGemixo