Someone thought that it was a good idea to go back and give the Ranger's Apprentice's characters cell phones. Now I'm not saying that I agree with this idea but, being the excellent hackers that we are, RangerAtHeart and I have made some of their funnier, personal conversations available to you. This takes place before the events of The Royal Ranger.

This is my first story so I am so sorry if this story turns out to be shit. I want to try and make it have some smut so if you are innocent, TURN AROUND AND LEAVE Ok thank you bye :)

You're in a world post-game of Undertale. Monsters were flooding up from the Underground, and no one was quite sure what to do with them. Most people knew of them, and expected it eventually. It was hard to get used to seeing these... People, you guess, but it became normal after the first month or so. They started getting jobs around, buying houses with their currency (which was Gold, and due to inflation of the new paper currency it was worth insanely more than normal money) and most of them were well off with their now nice lifestyles of upper middle class monsters. You're a simple girl, very short (barely under five feet), with a curvy figure and just over shoulder-length dark brown hair. You have a stupid job and a horrible college budget that made life kind of hard to do alone in your three-room apartment, which was the only thing close enough to the campus to get. It was meant for two people and a guest, but you had no one to move in with you. So, you put out a Cruggs' list ad asking for at least one roommate, maybe two. One person answered. Two monsters stepped into your life, and you have no clue how important these brothers were going to be to you- How important the always-smiling, pun-shooting monster was going to be to you. (Majority of the characters you're introduced to belong to Undertale. Writing by me, your character loosely based off myself, but only physically [height, gender, body type and size in general], the mental personification is just whatever happens.)

Oooooh~ I've never done a oneshot book before. Why not do one for one of my favorite games? Things will get pretty punny sometimes. Readerxcharacter and characterxcharacter! Request closed!

Life in a crime infested city as an assassin is hard. But Sans and his mafia made life easier. But, falling in love with the godfather's son, Sans, seemed to make life harder than before. Will Sans love you back? Or will this end in heartbreak? {{All artwork isn't owned by me. only the story}}

Kagome is asked to watch a certain puppy, but when she gets there she quickly figures out that it's our favorite killing perfection, Lord Sesshomaru.

These One-shots are more like... "fluffy" and funny ones. Of course there'll be some Yandere or something if You like them~ And I'll try to make as many characters as I can! I'll also try not to set gender for Reader, but I don't know if it'll work with all of them...Anyway I hope You'll have a good time reading these! ^^ (English isn't my first language so if there'll be some mistakes tell me! And also these are kinda my first fanfictions, so please be understanding).