Funny Stories

Funny things that I have either heard, witnessed. None of these stories are fake. These are all real and hilarious. I will post once a week promise as longas I get the votes I have asked for.

Funny Stories

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Funny Stories Lol

A story about “ghosts"? How a bout texting gone wrong? Funny real- life experiences? Lols? There is only one diagnosis to this summary: The Giggle Bone Disease. You gotta get of of that thinking cap and loosen up! Read this book for a funny bone ticklin' frenzy! :)

Harley Quinn~Crazy in love

Dr.Harleen Quinzel is a respected doctor at Arkham Asylum, well known for her intelligence and kind personality but much like everybody else in Gotham she has her secrets. When given the opportunity to 'fix' the joker she cannot help but intervene....however with her already on the brink of madness could this push her...

Broken (adopted reader x undertale)

your name is y/n and you have blue eyes and pink hair you had 7 siblings 4 brothers and 3 sisters your mother abused and your the third born you have a older sister and brother your 14 This is after the monsters were released to the surface

Born Insane 》G.B.D.

▪She hid her darkest secrets in her eyes. She was born insane▪

Escaping in the Pages (Pirates #3)

3rd book in the Pirates series

Into the Woods (Dusttale Sans x Frisk)

*Cover art by Arcus Artifex & LunearTea* He had been there for as long as she could remember, stalking through the woods, his eyes glowing red and blue from the darkness. She could see the glint of his blade as it caught the moonlight, and she always heard what sounded like demonic...barking whenever she saw him as if...

Forever Night (Darkness Falls Book 3)

Kiara Morrow and her vampire boyfriend, Luke, finally have their own home and their own life. But their happiness balances on a knife-edge. The murderous vampire, Rachel, is back and she wants revenge. A storm is looming over Dalwick, and Luke and Kiara are caught in the middle. Everyone they love and everything t...

Loving Him (Harley Quinn and The Joker)

Harleen Quinzel, the youngest psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum, she had the perfect life; a boyfriend, a well paying job, and perfect small apartment. Then he came. The Joker, the most wanted criminal of Gotham city. He could only think about one thing and one thing only killing batman, he was completely insane. Until h...

The Girl in the Asylum

She had seen many things; she needed help. Her self harm, addiction and fasting was out of control. University dropout, Rebecca wanted to help. Will she stay sane? Or will this push her off the edge too? Maybe the asylum is the right place for her... *TRIGGERS THROUGHOUT*

The Goth and His Psycho.

Alex Brady had been a normal kid when he'd fallen for Bree Treven. It was a cute little romance between two innocent children. But four years later, Bree is far from innocent. After years of abuse and rape committed by her family, little Bree finally snapped. Bree was thrown into Crickly, a place that turns you crazy...

Maniac (American Horror Story)

"If love was enough, I'd be here with you now."

My Brothers Best Friend

Calebs POV I let go of her hands, and let mine go to her waist, making her breath hitch. Taking a step closer, we were almost touching. I looked in her eyes which were wide with surprise. There was only a few inches of space between our lips, "if you don't like me, then why haven't you pulled back?" "I don't like-"...

Until I Met You

For Jessalyn and her mom, moving to the small town of Avondale, California seemed like the perfect decision; they wanted the new scenery but what they really needed was a new start. Jessalyn Hartley had always been shy and one to keep to herself, but now, as she enters her final year of high school at Crestview High...

The Boy Who Lost His Sight

[SAMPLE ONLY. PUBLISHED IN OCTOBER 2016] - LINK TO PURCHASE E-BOOK ON MY MESSAGE BOARD! "Why are you being nice to me? I'm a freak, I'm blind," Riley had once asked her, but Ellie could never answer that question, and she would never be able to. Ellie Burke is just this simple town girl, who will never look at the wr...

Because of Him

[highest ranking in romance - #3] [highest ranking in teen fiction - #19] "You've built your walls so high no one can climb them. But I'm gonna try." ❧ Lauren Gates is an eighteen year old girl whose past has left her with major trust issues and has caused her to shut...

Stepbrother ✔

"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. ...

Bad Boy Isn't My Type... (Published as 'The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Boys)

"The good girl always falls for the bad boy," he sneered and I smirked. "Well, you're in luck because I'm not a good girl," I retorted, causing a small smile to appear on his face. "Prove it." When Andy Deeks moves away from home to attend university, she soon regrets not checking out the details on her new roommate...

A Thousand Words | ✓

Reece Bremer goes through life with a scowl and cold personality. Jessica Andrews goes through life with a glowing smile and positive outlook. Reece looks at life with dull, judgmental eyes that make him hate the world and the people living in it. Jessica, well... She looks at life through a camera. Literally. They...

Just A Friend?

Will I Always Be: Just A Friend? {Book 1} *** {Teen Fiction #1} Ashton Thompson is everything you'd want in a boyfriend. He's funny, caring, childish at times, loving, romantic...oh and he's drool-worthy gorgeous. It's just a shame that he's my best friend...NOT my boyfriend. Being in love with your best f...

The Cell Phone Swap

Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. B...

Anxiety Attack

In which a girl can't go a day without an anxiety attack and a boy can't go a day without noticing

My Sexy Kidnapper

Picture this: You enter the mall with your friends. As you're making your way to buy a strawberry smoothie, you notice something more delicious walking right towards you. As he comes closer, he gives you a heart stopping smirk then takes you by surprise. He pulls you into a headlock, jabs a gun in your temple, then ru...

The Hoodie Girl

Wren Martin is socially awkward. She blocks off herself to the world, hiding behind her favorite hoodie. All she wants to do is keep a low profile, and graduate well enough to qualify for a college scholarship. But then a babysitting job leads her to cross paths with Asher Reed, Eastview Highʼs notorious athlete. Whe...

She's With Me (Book 1, the With Me series)

She's With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Amelia Collins is in witness protection, starting at a new school in a small town. But when she becomes involved with the most infamous guy at school, she's reminded that she...

My Brother's Best Friend

"So what do we do?" "We can work something out. There's just one problem... We can't let your brother find out." ❁ Available now to order! Link in bio!

Dorm Room 210 [Original]

Completed! This isn't the first time love had a roommate. It's been five years since the death of her parents and 19-year-old Lillian Camel still mourns their loss while battling with mental illness. Cooped up in her aunt's house, she embarks on a one-girl mission to survive university and get her bachelor's degree as...

Roommates (REWRITING)

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

The Secret Singer

Cover by: @_ViciousCupcake_ with tweaks and a sticker added by @tinhovercarinice What if Cinderella never lost a shoe? What if she never met her prince at a ball or had a fairy godmother? What if she and and her prince were just two people trying to find a way in their messed up worlds? Stephanie Coleman has a secret...