you was a normal till you was strolling through the supermarket then when you looked down you see a potato, the potato was the most handsome potato you ever seen then when the potato rolls over you see the beautiful face of Tom Cruise you immediately take the gorgeous potato home...

a parody of the amazing song called Cake by Melanie Martinez.

Y/n was a normal girl, apart from her disorder. Wanting to make out with potatoes. What happens when she finds her true love in the SUPERMARKET? ADUN DUN DUNNNNN Key: Y/n: Your name ... That's about it. :/