Welcome to RFA! Where our members are a narcissist, a rich guy which is actually a crazy cat person, a handicapped blind guy, a guy who confused his first love with his cousin, a assistant which hates everything except for Zen and a cat harasser who loves making bad jokes. ***I don't own some jokes here, I got it across the internet ( Mostly from Tumblr )***

Eighteen-year-old Nat falls for five different boys during her first month at college, but never openly admits her crushes - until one night she drunk texts all five of them. She finds her freshman year turned upside down as she navigates the world of first love. ***** Nat keeps a list of all her crushes' pros and cons on her phone - the most logical thing to do for her list-making, highly organized brain. The lists were never meant to be shared, but when Ty, the school's star hockey player, dares Nat to tell the boys how she feels, how could she back down from a drunken dare? The sober light of morning leaves Nat questioning her sanity when she sees three messages awaiting her response: the hot guy she met at a concert, the kind guy from orientation week, and the perfect guy from lit class. Now, Nat must confront her feelings for these boys face-to-face, or her chance at love will pass her by. In this story of firsts, what happens when Nat just presses send? Book One of the Just Press Send series. [[word count: 90,000 - 100,000]] Cover designed by Cil Ojumo

[IN BOOKSTORES AND KINDLE UNLIMITED NOW!] What if you were matched with the original love god? --- When Lila goes to the Cupids Matchmaking Service it is to tell them to stop spamming her. Instead she finds out that cupids are real, she has been matched with a dangerous love god, and that he is coming to find her. Soon arrows fly, myths are awoken, and Lila finds herself part of a deadly supernatural war that could cost her her life, and her heart. Perfect for fans of Percy Jackson and the Vampire Diaries. --- THE PUBLISHED VERSION OF CUPID'S MATCH IS OUT NOW! READ IN KINDLE UNLIMITED! Get your copy of Cupid's Match at bit.ly/CupidsMatch or follow the link in my profile!

˚✧˳ ❝ Or what..? You're gonna kill me? ❞ Five scoffs. His fingers were wrapped around my wrist as every footstep forward he took only tightens his grip. His face inched closer, as if mocking me and my petrified threat. My heart dropped. The devilish look he had after an aggressive moment was terrifying on its own and right now, I'm witnessing it. ❝ Yeah. ❞ That was all I managed to croak out. ˳✧˚ || Five Hargreeves X Reader || BOOK 2 || Following the events of the chaotic family, they were taken way too far back after attempting to time travel; Only taking along the apocalypse with them. All siblings were taken to different timelines and each one thought that they were dead and decided to live their lives. (Y/N) Hargreeves appeared in 1962. All alone and no one to turn over. With no Five around, she needs to be independent. After a stable life in Texas, her life was coming together, and she decided to settle there as a new person and found something she could be passionate about, modeling. But when it seems all hope was lost, the boy she loved dearly came back after a year claiming the world will be ending. Feelings that were slowly fading away, will they still be able to get back 'something' they had before? DISCLAIMER: wrote this when i was 16 it will suck lol

˚✧˳ ❝ Bite me. ❞ He didn't respond, but he maintained to stare daggers at me. A smirk bent its way on his thin lips as the tables turned. Making me the one to back out my neck in defeat as he inched closer again. ❝ Oh, I will bite you. ❞ Five cooed before finally walking away with a pleased, sarcastic smile. ˳✧˚ || Five Hargreeves X Reader || BOOK 1 ||  A few years after the disappearance of Number Five and the death of Number Six, Ben Hargreeves, another horrible occurrence happened under the academy; Number Eight, (Y/N) Hargreeves fell into a deep coma which is the result of an unusual experience involving her ability.  A miracle happened following the death of their father, Sir Reginald Hargreeves, (Y/N) Hargreeves has awoken from her deep slumber after 12 years of not being able to age and looking the same as the day she went in to sleep. Now, with Five appearing out of nowhere and claiming that the world is ending, it is up to the Umbrella Academy to save the world.  A 36-year-old man in a 16-year-old's body and a girl who's still in her teenage appearance, both never really felt what it really is to grow up. They may be different, but opposites attract; Partners before, are they still compatible to do their last mission as to stopping the world from going into an apocalyptic end?  1 - #numberfive (01/15/21) 1 - #fivehargreeves (01/19/21) 1 - #five (02/17/21) 1 - #super (03/06/21) 1 - #umbrella (04/06/21) 2 - #xreader (03/28/21) 2 - #theumbrellaacademy (05/7/21) 2 - #netflix (07/31/21) 5 - #aidangallagher (01/10/21) 5 - #fanfiction (01/13/21) 5 - #comics (01/17/21) Started: November 15, 2020 Finished: March 2, 2021 DISCLAIMER: i wrote this when i was in highschool okay it sucks lol

❝ would you like to join the umbrella academy as number x? ❞ ❝ x? why x? ❞ ❝ because you can represent any of the numbers at once. ❞ - number five x reader © tua ; gerard way © plots used in this fanfic ; illoveCyndaquill * DISCONTINUED . *

Sarcasm, a term which here means the use of irony to mock or convey a message, is a defining feature of The Umbrella Academy, shaping the dynamics and personalities of each of the Hargreeves. With their dysfunctional upbringing and superpowers, the superheros use sarcasm as a coping mechanism and a way to express their frustration, affection, and most importantly, rivalry. There was a certain air of rivalry between each member of the Academy, but they all dimmed in comparison to the competition Five and Y/N Hargreeves shared. From their upbringing all the way up to Five's disappearance, the constant bickering and struggle to outshine the other all led up to one moment. The Apocalypse. It was supposed to act as the end to everything, but it turned out to be the beginning of something new as Y/N and Five decided it was time to work together in order to find a solution to their impending doom; and potentially save the lives of billions. Time was essential, so in the 10 days they have, they can't waste their precious time on mindless arguments and futile aggravations. They have to team up, and be the heroes of the Umbrella Academy they were destined to be. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Season One ✔️ Season Two✔️ Season Three ➰ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Best Achievements: #1 on wattpad #1 on enjoy #1 on umbrellaacademy #1 on fivehargreeves #1 on netflix

FREE STORY WITH EXCLUSIVE CONTENT. This is *not* a Paid Story. Eighteen-year-old hockey prodigy Elliot Wexler has three goals for senior year. One: somehow graduate with a 3.5 GPA. Two: hide his bipolar disorder from his peers. And three: make it into the NHL with no scandals. Piece of cake. What he doesn't expect is to find Lucy, a homeless girl, hiding from the winter frost in his dad's shed. Elliot's busy, complicated life doesn't permit room for error, and falling in love with a girl from a totally different world sounds like the opposite of a good idea. But Elliot can't help but be drawn to Lucy and her elusive ways--even when she seems to vanish from his life non-stop, each time leaving him with a bigger hole in his heart. But Elliot is determined to break down Lucy's barriers. And when he does, he discovers that her life is more complicated--and dangerous--than he could have imagined. With drafting season approaching, and Elliot's fragile mental health deteriorating, he's forced to face a difficult question: Is first love supposed to hurt so much? *** PLEASE DO NOT ADD THIS STORY TO GOODREADS.

Sadie's secretly in love with her best friend Connor. When the lights go off at a party, she kisses him in the dark. The next day, Connor enlists her help to find his mystery kisser. Sadie is stuck in the middle, will she ever be able to tell him how she feels?

TAILS ❪ season two ❫ // 1960's slang for the word 'shadow' COMPLETE five hargreeves x fem!reader written by funkyenderboy