WARNING !!! There will be smut, gore, swearing and mature themes Sal's name is Salem Noir in this Yes ik it's weird but we love it so lol Larz is Larry Ally is Ashley Update: Salem face is finally up on archive aswell !!!!
*this story was written by Gibslythe on ao3* "Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, rig...