These poems were written while I was going through strife. The Short Stories are Short Stories ~~~~~~~~~~~ Lock the door -why? I need to tell yo- no show you something -what is it? *breathes* This /kiss\

ㅡ "How about," she said. "A nice big cup of 'Let's stay in touch' my ass?" Everyone needs at least a one crazy friend, and it looks like Jennie found hers. [Cr. will rightfully go to the owner]

❝In which a strange girl comes in Chaeyoung's café everytime she closes the café.❞ MiChaeng// oneshot// narrative

"I heard he's a felon." - Josh likes to consider himself a well behaved student. Tyler Joseph is the last person he would have expected to start a friendship with.

"so, it's you?" josh shouts, catching tyler in the act. tyler freezes, slowly finishing sliding the package into josh's mail slot, "eat a bag of dicks!" he yells, before sprinting into his own apartment across the hallway. ✦ tyler and josh are neighbors. tyler is odd. ✦ joshler lowercase intended. completed dec 07 2017 ©cutmylip 2017

I'm currently reviewing each part of this book and unpublishing memes I personally don't like, based on both my opinion and the # of votes. This thing is going to purgatory lmao don't ask where I found these, it's a long story. btw there's nothing offensive in here, some are dank, all are funny, at least to me. Legend🗝: 👍 = normal 👌 = dank ☡ = cursed image ✔ = not really a meme but still humorous *****Any of the above with a 🚫 = trigger warning*****

tyler's the shy kid that no one pays attention to. josh is the opposite. he's the popular kid that everyone wants to be friends with. that is, except for tyler. side ships: brallon, ryden, jalex, tronnor, whatever the frick josh x ryan is, troyler 2.0 highest ranking: #924 in fanfiction also one of those stories with all lowercases.

tyler joseph is an internet celebrity. josh dun is just another teen obsessed with him and his videos.

i scream, you scream, we all scream.

this is why you should never trust the roommate you got off of craigslist. 3/09/17 {#816 in fanfiction} 3/18/17 {#206 in fanfiction} 3/25/17 {#185 in fanfiction} 3/29/17 {#163 in fanfiction} 4/14/17 {#92 in fanfiction} hit 50k: 04/04/17 hit 100k: 6/15/17 hit 200k: 04/05/19 book started: 10/29/16 book finished: 03/25/17 ©smilingtyler