"I can take the bus!" "You can take the bus when that leg grows back." 24, single, and missing a leg. ______ ______ loses her golden opportunity to fame when a car accident takes away her ability to swim. She gets around just fine with her prosthetic, and has found a a new career path that fits her just as well as swimming once did. But, as it would seem, her fate lies in the ocean. One afternoon the most curious looking fish washes up on her beach. With the torso of a man and the tail of a fish, _____ doesn't know what to think of the merman Eustass Kidd. He's big, burly, rude and totally her type. Her tub would be big enough for him, right?

"You don't seem scared." "I'm retired."

"Why the hell would Jack agree to your terms?" Jesse grumbled, setting his half of the photos back on her desk. He sat back with agitation. "Don't get me wrong, I want ya back on base with us. I miss ya. But I can't promise nothin' unless you've got somethin' backin' ya up." "Trust me," ___ let out a throaty chuckle, one that resonated in her chest. "I've got something that he won't be able to refuse." "Yeah?" Jesse scoffed, hand running over his face with stress. He let it fall back into the chair's armrest "What's that?" "Proof that Gabe is innocent." • • • • • • • • • In such a very immodest reader seduces the stoic Hanzo without ever having to unbutton her blouse. Reader is a.... well reader is a whore, literally. She uses her female prowess and supernatural ability to seduce in order to gain information from men and women she traps within desire. She was a part of Blackwatch which means close ties with the boys and 76. This takes place as the recall is happening. Don't worry, reader isn't an attention seeking slut, she's just a little sleazy. Her and Hanzo's relationship builds on emotion, not attraction, so there's that to look forward too. Also these are written on my phone so like, spelling mistakes are the sole fault of autocorrect and I take no responsibility LMFAO point them out for me and I'll fix them Also all other languages are Google Translated so like, don't kill me.

"I can't imagine going through something like that, before all this." He whispered. Victory noticed he always whispered. Kept his voice low. She did too. They'd adapted and gained a trait to keep them a little quieter, a little safer. She nodded, and shrugged. "Yeah, it was a long time ago though." She shrugged and smiled up at him, she couldn't hold it. She looked back at the pot. "Nothing is hard with practice. I like to look at it as just that. It was practice, for this."

Trying my best to make a creepypasta story~~~ All credit goes to the owner of the characters and images. All I own is the plot and OCS. Also everything is unedited so let me know if you see a spelling mistake or anything.

"One day Dog, one day your chance will come." "My chance to what? Throw more fights?" "No. Your chance to win them all." • • • • • • • • • • • • • Because this fandom consists of three other people, a candy wrapper, and a shoelace. Really, Megalo Box needs to get more popular and I just couldn't stop myself from writing it. Contains swearing and crude/lewd humor. This is mostly for my own amusement, sometimes I feel like crap and wish I had a relationship like this.

:D Oh and I don't own the characters or art, just the plot. I'll to leave in artist names if they have them watermarked or signed. HEY SO I ENTERED WATTYS LMFAO IDK IF A ONESHOT BOOK IS EVEN ELIGIBLE

Unplanned and messy, just like Ri and Katsuki's road trip. Slight X Todoroki but who can blame me, he's sexy.