|| FULL VERSION AVAILABLE ON DREAME || Baby projects are meant to teach people how to be parents, right? And the babies are mechanical, plastic and super annoying; they do everything a real baby would. Except, they're not meant to change into a real baby overnight.

*** THIS HAS BEEN MOVED TO ANOTHER ACCOUNT @toasterparty *** Let me start this off by saying, I, Iris Cameron, am not always an impulsive person, okay? There were times when I would think through every decision thoroughly. Getting into a relationship? I pondered the idea for months. Leaving my hometown to move to Minnesota for college? I wrote down all the pros and cons. Choosing to ship Elena with Stefan or Damon? It took me five whole seasons to finally come to a solid decision (and that decision was Damon, of course. Duh). But, unfortunately, there are some situations that beg for impulsivity. Like when your boyfriend breaks up with you and kicks you out with zero warning, leaving you homeless and broke on the streets of Minnesota, and then, naturally, you go into the home of a certain boy from your college you've only ever spoken to once and you stay in his attic while he is blissfully unaware. Or you know what, maybe not. Maybe you don't do that because that is psychotic. But...I did that. ................... Think of a 2000's romcom but with a little more angst and lots of drama!

"Autumn" He murmurs to my ear. I feel my heart quicken. "Don't mess with things you don't know." He pulls away and walks out of the room. "I'll mess with whatever I want!" I shout before he leaves the room. I don't know why I had to have the last word but I did. He just shakes his head and rolls his eyes. At the moment, it was my personal goal to annoy the heck out of him. Started: September 24th. Ended: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Lavender Liv Darling is your normal teenage girl. Sweet, funny, and unlucky. Joshua Westlake is your formerly "so-called bad-boy" who has a passionate interest in the business. When these two meet, its hate at first sight. Or something like that.