"so, is this a thing?" "yeah, we'll be friends.. with benefits" the one where luke and ashton start a secret friends with benefits relationship behind their girlfriends backs but sex doesn't help keeping the feelings away. warning: strong language & smut (a lot!!)

"why are you afraid of kissing me?" "i'm not afraid, but you should be." atlantis carter has kissed three boys in her seventeen years of life, and all three boys died within six days of the kiss #59 fanfiction

dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

"You're now one of us love. How does it feel?" "I feel the sudden urge to pee my pants." Within which, a girl named Elizabeth finds love, adventure and heartbreak. Inspired by the Atl song/vid "kids in the dark"

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

"Hello, this is the rejection hotline. The person who gave you this number just isn't that interested, so move on. If you feel like ranting to someone, press one to speak to a live representative. But otherwise, get a grip, they were out of your league."

"You're so goddamn blind Rachel! You're just another girl to him, and that's all you'll ever be."

The crazy, stupid story of how I ended up driving my ex-boyfriend 3,000 miles to deliver him to the door step of his current girlfriend and all the adventures and little moments in between. 2014 © punkrockirwun **ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY**

I would never get tired of being bent over his desk.