Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
"It was actually almost the first time I've ever really scanned Sanders' face. His cheeks perfectly flushed, his nose pretty and precise, his jaw smooth and sharp, and his green eyes completely compatible with his brown hair. "
"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."
A short fairy tale about a princess who has an ugly heart and an equally ugly appearance. cover by: LonelyCritic
You know that girl you called fat? She's been starving herself for God knows how long. You know that chick you called emo? She's been battling depression for years. You know that gal you bullied and whenever she would cry you would say "Aww is little Missy going to go cry to her mommy and daddy?" Her parents died a c...
There was once an oppressed member of the proletariat who’d become so sick of his miserable life that he wanted to die. Until he was granted three wishes. But as so often happens in fairy tales, things don’t go entirely to plan . . .
(COMPLETED) Sophia Castenada is a seventeen year old runaway by choice. Feeling helpless, hungry, and not to mention incredibly lonely, she ventures to a homeless shelter, where she meets Mason Corona--a fellow street rat her age. They become fast friends, spending their free time together--which is pretty much all da...
A fear of flying is one thing. Being seated next to a Tetris-addict who claims to be the Reaper is quite another. "He pulled out a business card. Where his profession should have been stated, the card read 'Destroyer of Worlds'. Nodding slowly, I pocketed the card." [check out the new spin off: http://www.wattpa...
Poem about forbidden love between an elf and a fairy princess. Loosely based on the typical Romeo and Juliet scenario.
