Funny Texts and Jokes

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

The Day I Met You

Bree goes through school known as the baby of the Smith's family, her brothers and sister are popular and are well known. Which leads to Bree never dating a boy because her brothers are so protective and have so much power over her... No one ever thinks about messing with Bree or challenges her... Until one day, Alex...

His Sun And Moon

She's probably psychotic. She's unbelievably innocent, doesn't even know the meaning of most cuss words. She loves her pictures and has a horrible sense of direction. She blindly trusts whomever she stumbles upon, causing them to either be touched or take advantage of her pure heart that only wishes to love everyone...