(Disclaimer: I do not own any of the inheritance characters or story lines. All rights to Christopher Paolini for creating these amazing books) In the land of Alageasia there is war. A massive war between the Empire and the Resistance, or the Varden. Both sides want a dragon rider, and they both get one. But, unseen by both, so well hidden that even the elves didn't notice, is a dragon egg, and it's about to hatch. (Disclaimer: I do not own the cover picture, all rights to original creator) (All thanks to @AdolphaSelrah for creating the cover)

Join Dan and Phil in a quest for love, but as the shrekoning approaches will their love survive? Or is it all ogre for this couple?

When Phil cheats on Dan-kun with Salamander man Dan is crushed and refuses to come out of the toilet. But that's the least of this unlikely couple's adventures as Troyla mutation, ebolaids, pregnancy and the dark are only a fraction of the struggles they go through on Dan and Phil's quest to become human again... Or die trying. (But that doesn't matter because they are ghosts)