Yoongi just really wants the tall and clumsy omega to be his. »»» This will be a ridiculous fic.

Just a cliche story where a clumsy florist communicates through flowers. Or Yoongi can't help but smile when the mute florist gives him a flower every morning. Or Namjoon loves to give everyone a flower in the morning since he can't say hello, but the ones he gives to the owner of the coffee shop are special.

ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴇɴᴅ ᴜᴘ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘs ғᴏʀ ᴘʀᴏᴊᴇᴄᴛs 💫 ʰᵒʷᵉᵛᵉʳ, ᵗʰᵉʸ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵗᵃˡᵏᵉᵈ 💌 one day they were grouped together for music, their best subject. From then on, they found many common interests

"shut the fuck up, asswipe. kim fucking namjoon is not my type." "we both know that's a lie, hyung." ___ in which min yoongi, a famous rapper and producer, has the biggest crush on a fellow famous rapper, kim namjoon. [multiple swear words.] [started: 6/3/18] [completed: x/x]

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"sugar, stay right there for a sec..." "are you really taking a fucking nap on me, namjoon?" [ book being rewritten; slow updates.]

after namjoon accidentally sends a nude to yoongi, he starts a game between the two that neither wants to lose crossposted from ao3

yoongi writes in his diary and gives it to namjoon who writes back to yoongi. -yoongi is mute, depressed and writes his feelings down every day in a diary and namjoon reads them and replies to yoongi's entrees -

Just an ordinary boy ; Min Yoongi. A room cleaner at Saint Mario's motel. He actually really hates working there but was force to because of finance. But one day, after a visit to a room and after meeting a boy named Kim Namjoon. He was in for a ride.

BREAKING NEWS! Prince of Daegu, Min Yoongi, has been pronounced missing. Authorities aren't sure if it's a kidnapping or a runaway. The king and queen had a live broadcast this morning, hoping to get the attention of prince Yoongi or his kidnapper. The king and queen hope to find Yoongi soon and everyone here in Daegu hopes our prince comes home safe. ~*~ Lame description lmao but yeah.