Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

[SLOW UPDATES] [EDITING] Y/N thought he was like every other guard; but she was very wrong. Begging to be anything other than a boring guard, she decided to take him on an adventure. Maybe she'll discover that not all Whiterun guards are bland. -if you own the cover art picture and you are not okay with me using it please to not be afraid to contact me ASAP!-

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

101 ways to annoy : Your teacher! Also 101 ways to annoy : Lord Voldermort And 101 ways to annoy : Your boyfriend/girlfriend! Enjoy ♡

A useful list of mischievious things to get up to in the classrooom that will make your teacher see red!

Pink Aura's super long list of ways to annoy your parents!

Again, PinkAura is back with ways to annoy your teacher this time. Enjoy!