*★* WATTPAD FRIENDS AND FAMILY, WATTPAD FEATURED STORY & 2017 WATTYS WINNER!! *★* Preceded by rumors of their prophetic birth, pure-blood twins, Fred and George Weasley, follow in the footsteps of their three older brothers by attending a school for witchcraft and wizardry. All should be well...but from the moment they enter Hogwarts Castle, the identical boys are met with high expectations, troublesome situations, a mystery fifty years in the making, and their ever-imminent expulsion. Aided by two classmates and using their newfound aptitude toward mischief-making, the twins are compelled to resolve the mystery in order to avoid being ejected from the school and excluded from practicing magic for the rest of their lives. =================== :: #55 in Fanfiction (Highest) :: Updates for FRED AND GEORGE AND THE TOILERS OF TROUBLE: Every single day, unless I've lost my marbles or I bite the dust (or some other witty, fateful idiom), until Book 7 is complete. :: Spoilers, overt negativity/hostility, and self-promotion will be deleted. :: Expect Book 2 later this year! :: MCliffordAuthor on Twitter/Instagram/Snapchat/Facebook :: This transformative work of fiction (fan fiction) is based on the creations of series author, J.K. Rowling (JKR). Portions of the text were inspired by the writings of JKR, but much is original content by author, M. Clifford. The story is non-commercial, posted without authorization or permission from JKR, and is not in any way affiliated with the Harry Potter franchise. All original content is copyright M. Clifford, 2002.

Brian Walker, the IT guy at a small government contractor, has two problems. First, he hasn't had his morning coffee, and second, a strange voice in his head claims an alien invasion is underway. Solving the least pressing of the two should be pretty simple, but that leaves the coffee issue to deal with! Still, what if that voice is telling the truth? Brian's lunch buddy, Dale, thinks so-but then, he also thinks the government has been putting mind control drugs in the water supply. After deciding to trust the voice in his head, all he needs is a first-rate team to face off against the aliens. He ends up with a Princess Bride fanatic (with eyes for him), a conspiracy theorist, and a cosplayer. Follow Brian and his ill-equipped band of office workers, as they try to save the world from well-meaning aliens that have finally lost patience waiting for the human race to kill itself off.

【 OLD VERSION 】 You can find the rewritten version through my profile :) ❝ Ｄｉｄ ｙｏｕ ｊｕｓｔ ｇｒｏｗ ａ ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｃａｃｔｕｓ ｏｎ ｍｙ ａｓｓ? ❞ ➪ ⁱⁿ ʷʰⁱᶜʰ ᵃ ᵍᵃᵐᵉʳ ᵍⁱʳˡ ᵐᵉᵉᵗˢ ᶜˡᵃˢˢ 1ᵃ. *this is literally the first fanfiction i've ever written, that alone speak volumes, my guy. (okay i won't lie, the last few chapters aren't actually as bad as i think. if u managed to survive that long to read it, you might as well read my other fanfics too.) #1 in bnhaxreader 8/9 #1 in tired 4/3 #1 in mhaxreader 6/22 #1 in plants 9/5 #1 in gamergirl 11/20 #2 in myheroacademia 3/20 #2 in hitoshi 8/20 #2 in iida 9/8 started - 1/9/20 restarted - 2/26/20 ended - rewriting *profanity* *lotsa fluff and angst* *super slow burn* I DO NOT OWN BNHA.

Quotes from DBH that aren't real but are probably funny. Some are kinda gay. Actually, most are pretty gay. Also a lot of rk900, because I relate to him in an unhealthy amount. None of the characters are mine.

[Name] is the daughter of a horrible drunken bastard, a.k.a Luxord [Surname]. She suffers from his abuse daily and wants nothing more than to escape from him. But what happens one day when he takes his abuse too far? [Name] becomes permanently disabled, that's what. But still Luxord refuses for her to at least be under the close attention of a clinic. Will she be able to handle her disability and all that comes with it? And if she does become free from her father's abuse, what will happen to her?

*Book 2 of 2* (This story takes place after the ten year time-skip) After ten long years, (y/n) is finally reunited with her love, Ignis. However, her happiness is soon turned to shock as she discovers that Ignis has sustained an injury that has deemed him blind. Not only that, but Noctis has sacrificed himself to save the world. How will (y/n) cope with these new loses? But, more importantly, how will she help Ignis cope as well? *I do NOT own the characters or the readers. Everything but the plot goes to their respective owners.*

DISCLAIMER: I wrote this years ago and only recently spruced it up a bit grammatically. The story will have its plotholes and set characteristics because that is what my younger self wrote. I will not be rewriting this. If anyone has any problems, I will never be touching this book again, so there's no point in complaining. But for those of you that have read eveything and are thirsty enough to read this, welcome. I hope you enjoy your stay and may your thirst be quenched, my friend. After watching the whole series of Glitter Force, I decided to start a new book dedicated to not ending the series just yet. There are only two seasons after all. So, for all you Glitter Force fans who don't want it to end, here's some more for ya.