In which Yeontan wreaks havoc on Bangtan--in short poems. - UWUs and laughs ahead. _________ Highest rank in Poem: 1 Yeontan: 1 Jokes: 4 Crack: 10 _________ Glam: 1st - One Shots - BTS Awards 2018 3rd Place - Humor - The Chaos Awards Honorable Mention - Overall - BTS Love Myself Awards 2018 1st Place - Oneshots - Cypher Pt 3 - BTS Ddaeng Awards

"I've got six problems, and their names are Jin, Yoongi, Hoseok, Jimin, Taehyung, and Jungkook." Sequel to "Single Father"

Jeon Jungkook has always been against the thought of marriage, of relationships, of kids. He's never wanted to settle down or commit. As he always said, "People are stupid, and I hate most of them." Kim Seokjin took this to heart, and he formed something with his trembling, bruised fingers that he hoped Jungkook would grow to love. [ cross-posted to aff under 'ExoHistory ]