"All I wanted for my birthday was a new car or maybe a few new pairs of shoes," I shake my head as I look at the thing they call a 'gift', "But no. You brought me a human for my birthday present." My parents smile, resulting in this person to smile too. Probably because he has no idea what we are saying and has the expression of what a child makes when they learn how babies are made. Dumbfounded. "You needed a brother. Right?" My father asks, patting this guys shoulder as he flinches at the touch. Even though he's a giant and looks like he has more muscle than me. "Yes, but I meant you two lock yourselves in a room and you get in my moms hatchback!" I explain, and my mom gasps at my words. Father chuckles, shaking his head. "Not at our age. Too old." "You're never too old to have sex. Tell that to Mick Jagger." I snort, and they shake their heads. #1 guyxguy ( 2-13-18 ) ✔️ #1 exchangestudent ( 2-13-18 ) ✔️ #1 boyxboy (2-22-21) ✔️

[Fast-paced novel] System 096: 'Do you like kids?' Cui He Shen: 'Yes! I absolutely adore them.' ♡ System 096: 'Good, the higher level management has changed our mission. You're going to have to raise kids now, host.' ヾ(*'∀｀*)ﾉ ✧ ●○◎●○◎●○◎●○◎●○◎●○◎●○◎●○◎●○◎●○◎● A new dimension has opened up 5,000 years ago. A very special energy opened a new dimension wherein different kinds of new [worlds] emerged out of nowhere. It was discovered that the [worlds] were created by even more superior beings. Humans were granted the power by these beings to live in the [worlds], in the exchange that they have to maintain the balance and order of the [worlds] since there is a reset in every [world]. A reset means that the [worlds] will return back to it's original course. - back to the start; a restart of the plot and everything. The problem is that the [villains] of these [worlds] have accumulated to much hate and longing - longing for love, care and acceptance of the [world]. Cui He Shen and his System is now tasked to go and 'fix' these [villains] by giving them a normal and loving childhood. There's just a teeny tiny problem.... ~ After reaching the nth [world] Cui He Shen: "Don't destroy this world, okay?" A certain grownup villain: "I won't destroy this world." Cui He Shen: *sighs in relief* A certain grownup villain: "But only if you marry me." Cui He Shen: "....." System 096: ".....We're supposed to raise kids, not husbands, host." (Ｔ▽Ｔ) 'System 096 - more like System 069' System 096 can feel the phantom pain deep within it's code. ***UPDATE SCHEDULE: o Tutorial World [Finished] o Arc 1 [Finished] o Arc 2 [On going progress] This novel is "On Hold" while this author is trying to stockpile some chapters. Will be back soon. *smiley face.*

A story about a boy who reincarnated to an other world , what kind of fate is waiting for him? (!!!WARNING : BL /YAOI, CONTAINS SMUT AND INCEST!!!) [A/N: editing.]

Dejected and free, he seeks out in hunting the one who enslaved him.

Lin Ai is a genius, but he's also weird, crazy, and insane. He himself knows that. He never got to experience what love was ever. One day he killed himself and gets chosen to travel to different worlds to complete tasks . What will happen when he accepts the offer? Will he be able to get rid of his loneliness? Read as he meets his gong that's chasing him world to world. "Don't worry, I'll make sure you'll never feel lonely ever again."-? "Really?"-? "Yes, just come into my arms."-? "H-hey, why are you touching me there?!" "Eating."

Quick Transmigration: Rehabilitation of the slag Male Lead "Ding- Welcome host Rong XingLi! Rise of moral integrity, rehabilitate the slag Male Lead and strive for rebirth." Wait, why does every ML not follow the script? What are those gentle eyes? I can't fall, I have my own slag man in my original world! QAQ ML: Forget him, I will love only you for the rest of my life. ----- Rong XingLi: "...you sure don't hate me Yi-er?" Jing Yi: "Ding-Current system level has no personality function. And system is called Jing Yi (1) not Yi Er (1-2)." Rong XingLi: "..." Why do feel like there is already plenty of personality? Jing Yi: "Ding-Host must imagine things." Rong XingLi: "...can you not read my thoughts." Jing Yi: "Ding-Host authority is not high enough. Request denied." Rong XingLi: "..." ----- A certain actor: "Jing Yi, Jing Yi! Where is baby? What does he do? How can I get XingLi into my bed? You have to report everthing to me, give me pictures to lick!" Jing Yi: "...YOU DAMN PERVERT!" ----- Back into the original world: Rong XingLi: Why hasn't my man pushed me down yet? Huang Zexi: Can't touch baby yet, must endure! Son play with Xiao Bai, must get closer to baby! Huang YaoYang: Ah Bai, Ah Bai! Play with me, my daddy and your brother are wrestling again! Bai Zhou: ... ----- Side Story: Creator: Nasty Yi-er. Colluding with actors. Needs to be punished. Jing Yi: QAQ ############ My first story, hope you like it. Language may be awkward but includes (occasional) illustrations. also on https://www.scribblehub.com/series/30906/quick-transmigration-rehabilitation-of-the-slag-male-lead/

"Lu ShiZun... I like you." "I like you too XiaoYin." "... My kind of like is where we'd tumble in bed all day all night kind of like ShiZun..." *ferociously runs in the opposite direction .... Lu BiMing was born in the modern ages. However due to being orphaned and adopted by cruel people at a young age, his life was as miserable as any could get. When he finally escapes, looking to start a new life he unfortunately slips and drowns. Whilst in JiangHu, a man with money and reputation is murdered by drowning... Lu BiMing's life changes after he wakes up in another's body. Now he really has literally found a new life where no one knows of his past, his secrets or his fears. However, with a new body comes responsibility too and he soon discovers that twisted secrets exist in this world also. He goes out of character, He bends the rules, But most of all, he's caught the eye of a troubling disciple... ... ⇥Ym2OgAVf⇤

Schmaltz means artistic works, such as music or writing, that are intended to cause strong sad or romantic feelings but have no real artistic value. He who create empty Schmaltz but when his character comes into life, will his works are still empty?

I woke up, confused and disoriented, blinking my heavy eyelids, only to find out that I was... a dog?! No...no, not a simple dog, but a hell hound; a magical creature made of fire and shadow, a fearful monster to be tamed or hunted down. Driven away and forced into this world I soon realize that this place wasn't as simple as it seemed to be; it was far more dangerous than that, filled with creatures like me, magic, evolutions, human hunters, necromancers, elves, dungeons and dragons. I just hope I can keep me and my dumb brother out of trouble... *Looks to the side only to see his younger brother trying to hunt a butterfly, but only bitting air and falling down while trying* Sigh... that's going to be troublesome. ~~~~~ ML: You are so cute when you are angry. MC: C-c-c-cute?! I'll show you how cute I'm! I'll bite your ankles! ML: But I have made food for you... MC:... MC:Ok, I can beat you later, but why is your hand on my tail oi?! ML:*chuckles* ~~Warning~~ Mature content, including gore, explicit smut, swearing, relationship between men. ~~~~~ This book contains some misspellings that are being edited. Thank you and I hope you enjoy it! *wink wink* ۹(ÒہÓ)۶

Ivanov Williams had rightfully died after saving a good little dog that had belonged to him but the irony was that just the day before that the dog had been kicked out of his apartment by him after forgetting to feed it for days. We could neither call him kind nor cruel. The Gods assessed his karma and determined it to be neutral and therefore gave him a job. A job, which done well, will take you to an eternally peaceful place with everything at your disposal and if not will plunge you to the depths of despair... How will Ivanov fair in this difficult job? Read to find out! **Warning** A story about love and sexual relationship between men.