Text received from: 042-1790-1357 For an idiot, you're pretty hot Translations: Turkish - miwamou Disclaimer: I don't Naruto or any of it's characters!

In Konoha High, there were two infamous heartbreakers - Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki. They would have new lovers every week. Despite such a reputation, girls can't help to fall for their charm and attractiveness. Naruto Uzumaki was sick and tired of Sasuke Uchiha winning most of the time, and with that, amongst all the chaos and drama, a challenge was somehow set up to date one another to settle it once and for all. Whoever falls in love first, loses. So who will win? And whose heart will be broken?

[BOOK TWO] sasu.que sent you a message. 𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐮.𝐪𝐮𝐞: hey sweetheart. Wanna fuck ?[2:19pm] ©️ rizasuna

[BOOK ONE] sasu.que sent you a message. 𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐮.𝐪𝐮𝐞: hey sweetheart. Wanna date ?[4:16pm] ©️ rizasuna

bnha textfic starring y/n

When the salty (Y/N) (L/N) creates a chat for her UA friends, she soon realizes that this may or may not have been the best idea. Chaotic conversations, weird topics, annoying Bakugou and bullying Mineta. And all that usually at 2 or 3 AM. (Don't take this book serious. Its a BNHA crack book and mostly consists of jokes, vines, comics and other stuff all written out in text format by the BNHA characters and (Y/N).) (There are slurs, suicide jokes and bullying mineta in this book, Im taking my time editing it out so, consider yourself warned) (Rules don't exist in this book. Go wild my bros.) Cover made by: @Hungry_Ly !!

As the most successful editor, beloved by the whole world, touted as the holy angel, Eric dared to offend everyone under heavens and hell! Nothing new. Only problem is, well... this time... the person he offended is... this handsome, self-proclaimed Demon Lord in his office! Demon Lord: My son cursed you, so I came to take you away. Eric: Yeah, no thank you. Yet the demon lord doesn't take a no. Eric: Then why did you ask in the first place? Demon Lord: Because I wanted to charm you. Eric: You have no charm. Grow a pair of boobs, then come ba- Next second, Eric finds himself in the Demon World. His punishment? To make the aspiring demons proper authors. Only then can Eric escape. But the thing is, Eric has to teleport into each story to edit it! The even bigger problem, the Demon Lord seems to follow him! "Excuse me, good sir, why the hell are you the final boss in every story that I've to seduce? Please get out of here and do your duty as the Demon Lord! Stop making all the students write about you!" Yet the biggest problem, all the demons... seem to want him! "This is not a breeding ground. Thank you. Please kindly fuck off. My body is not for your lusting entertainment!!!" --------------------- Disclaimer: This has steamy scenes and loads of profanities. Read at your own risk and be ready to have your sanity and integrity questioned. The second book in the 'Scum Series'. You don't need to have read the first book to read this but it's a damn, funny, bs book, so read it as well- 'Shameless transmigration' it's called. Picture doesn't belong to me. Credits to artist.

After getting betrayed by his girlfriend, Lan YiWei developed a hatred for women, becoming a misogynist. One day, he returned home and bought a novel that has been popular among people recently. Unbeknownst to him, just as he finishes the novel, he suddenly blacked out and woke up in an unfamiliar place. YiWei: Where the f*ck is this place?! System: [Host! Don't worry! You have been chosen by the Lords to complete tasks in different worlds] YiWei: Sh*tty system! At least warn me before knocking me out! ???: Baby, stop ignoring me~~ YiWei: Who's your baby, ah? Shouldn't you be having a swarm of disgusting women by your side? Why are you following me?! ???: Wifey, can't husband stay by your side? I love you ♥♥♥ YiWei: ... F*ck!!! Author: And then they papapa and lived happily ever after. [NOT A TRANSLATION] [ORIGINAL WORK] [UNEDITED] [WILL REVISE IN FUTURE] Published: 2/09/2020 Finished: ??? Status: Ongoing (Sporadic Update)

︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶༉‧₊˚. ┊ ┊ ┊. ➶ ˚ ❝ 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻 ❞ ┊ ┊ ┊ ˚✧ (haikyuu host club au x reader) ┊ ˚➶ ｡˚ art used in cover does not belong to me. → 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, a host club where a group of handsome and pretty men dedicate each night to entertain their male clients. → after getting kicked out of his old apartment, l/n m/n finds himself working for a host club that caters to the needs and wants of their male clientele. he didn't expect however is to find himself in the middle of a harem situation between the handsome hosts.