Dreams are annoying. They always remain a dream. When will my dream ever come true?! Love. Psh. My best friend could find it but why couldn't I... And some psychopath keeps following me around. Blech. I just want to find the right person. Is that too much to ask?! God please hear me...in exchange I'll: -Be good -Pray always (which I always do) -Go to mass every Sunday (which I already do too) Amen. Sigh. Please find me a wife and tell her I love her... Signing off. ~Zachery Smith

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

"And my life is sweet like vanilla is." Lana Del Rey lives a candy life. While sharing a fabulous friendship with Marina Diamandis and floating from London to New York, things are shining for her. What happens when Lana encounters a red-hot prowess? Is it true love? Or does she still hold a dark paradise? Lana enters the life of Sweetness and Danger to find Paradise.

Song lyrics for the amazing band: La Dispute

For as long as she can remember, Mina, a 15-year-old student, has wanted to study criminal justice and work towards banishing gang crime in Harlem. Not the typical career choice for someone who neither likes nor trusts the police after they wrongfully arrested and prosecuted her brother for murdering 18-year-old thug, Tevin Bronx. Every weekend Mina goes down to court to argue, but they never listen. One day, by fate, she meets 19-year-old Rakim in the court house, an arrogant, out spoken gang member who is somehow woven into her brother case. Mina falls head over heels for him but as they get closer the secrets get darker. Will she get her brother out of jail? Will her and Rakim find true love? Will she ever be happy? Read on to find out!

I am Silence. I am the sound you crave the most, yet the sound you should always be fearful of. You will never hear me coming unless it is too late. I am Silence, and I am always hunting for my next victim. -*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Kylie Hunt has never been a normal teenager. She knew that, but no one else did. Problems that began to form because of a dysfunctional childhood have magnified throughout the years. They make her something different: a killer. Yet, society still thinks of her as the perfect student, the star athlete, the popular one, a loving and caring daughter, and a typical American girl. If you met Kylie Hunt, would you ever suspect her to be capable of cold-blooded murder? -*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Warning: This story does contain some amount of swearing. Some gruesome scenes are described in a fair amount of detail.

"I love you, Ashton" I whispered to his sleeping face, being careful so he doesn't hear. Quickly kissing him on the cheek, I run away knowing that he can't know, and he will never know. I'm in love with my bestfriend. "Diana?" Ashton's voice stops me. Tears threaten to fall down, but I push them away. "Yes?" "Could you please call Mel?" He replies. I nod and walk away.

"The good girl always falls for the bad boy," he sneered and I smirked. "Well, you're in luck because I'm not a good girl," I retorted, causing a small smile to appear on his face. "Prove it." When Andy Deeks moves away from home to attend university, she soon regrets not checking out the details on her new roommate first. Enter Hunter. Arrogant and a bad boy, yet totally irresistible. Andy soon finds herself shedding her good girl shell to teach this jerk a lesson. Dozens of bets, make out sessions and challenges causes Andy to start following Hunter's lead. Cliche story about the girl changing the player? No, the player is changing the good girl, and not for the better. This story has now been published with multiple changes! You can find it on Amazon and any other ebook distributors under 'The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Boys' (By Katie Hart)

Tyga fanfiction. © ArtistryByBadu This story is not to be copied, reposted, plagiarized in any form.

This is only a small selection of Windswept The full collection is due for publication by Outerbank Publishing Group very shortly. It can be pre ordered at http://www.outerbankpublishing.com/store/#/Windswept-Poems-of-Love/p/53782074/category=14187005 A collection of spiritual poetry of the heart.