bUCKLE up folks - fasten ur seatbelts and get ready for the r i d e of ur life🤡 welcome to the best and only taegyu fanfiction to exist on the internet (dont look that up) ill be honest with u guys, this story has it all: - u will laUGh* - u will c R y - u will want to pour chemical compounds into ur eyeballs ((chemical compounds sold separately)) *((laughs not guaranteed)) sO what are u waiting for kids? vote for my story, even if u hate it (i think i accidentally forgot to make it good) ✧ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✦ ✧ a story where beomgyu gets his heart broken, so decides to buy himself a boyfriend instead~ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✦ ✧ ✧ ✦ ✧ tags! (makes me feel special lol): #1 ~ taehyun [6th Jan. 2020] #1 ~ rent [23rd Jan. 2020] (why am i proud of that tho?) #1 ~ hueningkai [27th Apr. 2020]

Korea goes into an uproar when its announced that its faceless King, Kim Namjoon, likes men and only men. In an effort to get him married off, his grandmother holds a competition in which the winner will become the King's spouse. Korea's gay men gather to win over the King's heart, but from just one look Namjoon feels himself drawn to one particular candidate, Kim Seokjin.