When the zombie apocalypse hits Lima, Ohio, the Glee club must band together to survive. With the help of some unexpected allies from the world of The Walking Dead, they navigate through the dangers of a world overrun by the undead.

I will make your book cover for you. I have a PhD in graphic design and several years of professional experience.

Have you ever stared into the face of God? Now you can, with this collection of short stories about everyone's favorite fat cat!

A funny spoof off of The Hunger Games. See what'd happen if Katniss was dumber, Rue was ruder, and if Petah was deader. Also starring characters like; racist Donald Trump, a vengeful Trump's wife, a drunk Haymitch, a trigger happy Johanna, and a very bubbly Effie. And, what could a story be without a classic lesbian couple? So, enjoy seeing all the guy characters die and all the main girl characters thrive. This is The Hunger Games: Female Empowerment Edition. Also, it starts in the middle of book 1, right before Rue dies. Rated Mature for language, violence, and who knows what else. Were making it up as we go :P THIS IS FANFICTION! IT DOES NOT BELONG TO US! LETS MAKE THAT CLEAR!

I was thirteen when I wrote this oh mercy

Follow the adventure of Fuji, an orphan girl who was abandoned by her parents at a young age. Being left with nothing but a giant hole in her heart and voices in her head, she develops into quite a sassy young woman, capable of plowing down rows of monsters (or, in her case, drug dealers and prostitutes) with a single glare. Along the way she runs into several beloved characters from every 14 year old girl with an internet connections wet dreams, including, but not limited to... Dan and Phil, Werewolves, Harry Potter, and many more in this orgy of cliche fan fictions. NOT FINISHED YET

Shrek lives an ordinary and boring life until he encounters the love of his life, Komaeda. ((PLEASE, DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. THIS IS CRACK.))

Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire? Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross? How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange? Read on to possibly find out. Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. Cover is by @panickedsociety (Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)