Yes. I am crazy enough to have 10 of these books. You're welcome.

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In a faraway world, magic is illegal except for the country of Wald where magic can be a job. Wald allows caravans, or groups that sell what they can do with magic. But there is one special caravan that it's so popular because its four members can do anything: The Caravan of Hope. Mary and George meet the guild (consisting of a sword con, an emo, a depressed dude in love with Mary, and a girl who knows everything) and end up joining it. But the group is in for the time of their lives because of that, for a dark and sinister force is rising. *This book has use of colorful language and some suggestive scenes, and PDA.*

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Oh shit. There are almost 10 of these now. XD

After having a terrible childhood three teenagers decide its time they ran away, can they make it?

Everyone knows eventually. They all find out, one way or another. But everyone eventually finds out their Spirit Animal. When they do, they have the power to turn into that animal, then change back into their human form. Then Tora comes. When she finds out her SA is a tiger, she is thrown into another world. Her Society isn't there to protect her any more. In fact, they're the ones who took her away from her life. They want her to fight. And more importantly, they want her to die. *Warning: Rated PG 13 for swearing and violence.*

A fifth. Hey, you love 'em, so I make up. It's supply and demand, okay.

Hailey always thought she had a pretty ordinary life. The only thing that could be called unusual in her life was that her mother had disappeared into thin air not long after Hailey's birth. Soon, though, her mother is not the most important thing on the young girl's mind as she discovers a hidden side of herself and meets a strange winged boy who pulls her into a magical world she could never in her wildest dreams have imagined. Follow Hailey in her adventure as she learns more about her true heritage and discovers things she never would have believed before. (COMPLETED) Featured in Wattpad's magazine, Wattzymag. All Rights Reserved. Copyright © 2013 and 2014

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA