There are first come first serve adopts as well as offer to adopts. I will use a variety of bases, cause why not. The cover is temporary.

Roses are red, Fangirls scream, You just clicked on a book titled Dank Wattpad Memes ⚜𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐏𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝: 𝐌𝐚𝐲/𝟐𝟑/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 •[Crack book] •[All memes are MINE.] •[5 memes a week] ⚜𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡-𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤: 🏅#𝟏 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐀𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 {𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙮 𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙧𝙚} 🏅#𝟑 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐀𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 {𝙍𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙢 𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙧𝙚} 🥇#𝟏 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 #𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐥 🥇#𝟏 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 #𝐥𝐦𝐟𝐚𝐨 🥇#𝟏 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 #𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐤 🥇#𝟏 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 #𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 🏅𝟏𝐤 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝟕𝟐 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬

Sure the virus sucks but here are some memes to lighten your mood about it. I was planning to update at least once a day. But I don't. Yet when I do update there are over 10 images/memes/jokes per chapter. As the max images for wattpad is 20 I can only post a max of that many images per chapter. I urge you to check the CDC website for accurate information on the virus and don't take any of the memes in this book too seriously.

*ahem* Quizzes and contests and tags oh my!

A bunch of sets of dialogue that I've seen online, heard in movies/tv shows, and come up with myself. Most of these are other people's so I don't claim these as mine. Everyone is free to use these wherever and however you want. Nothing fancy required. I just feel like sharing this huge list of dialogue sets that I've been making for over a year now. If you do a short story or something, I'd love to read it. You can comment the name of the story or message me. :D I'll update around once a week, instead of mass updating with the dialogue I already have. Thanks for reading. Happy writing. -Sinclair

Wattpad had a recent update which no one was aware of. It may have affected you or it may have not. Currently, I both use an android and an apple device but my apple device has been affected only, not my android. I've tried to reach out to others to see more about this situation even though I'm not well-known on this site. What I'm trying to say is I don't have thousands of followers that I can alert them about this. I'm doing this because I too am furious about this change and want to know if there are others who feel the same way. By creating this book, I'm able to keep contact with everyone about the situation where we can share what we know about this situation

Uh yeah I'm doing this

With my license for being an assbutt in hand I shall pull you through the magical world of how to cure your character's of stu or sueness and banish the evil cringe!! On a more serious note please note the title is supposed to be funny. By no means am I claiming to be amazing at making OCs, I've had some particularly sucky ones and sues of my own, seriously really, really bad characters! I'm not a professional with this, but hey here's some tips and such if you're stuck with your OCs, need pointers, or just want to read my madness. (Ah but Delta I hear you say, who would want to read any of your trash? To that I say touché.) Thanks to Aura_Blaze for thinking up this amazing title you're amazing ^.^

What the title says