- 𝗳𝘁. 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗷𝗷𝗯𝗮 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁. 💮 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 the reader explores tons of scenarios with some bizarre characters. - 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵𝗹𝘆 © ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛꜰʀᴀɴ 2023

who wouldve guessed that the quiet little bakery in the center of italy was run by a notorious killer? when Morte Nascosta, aka: (y/n) (l/n), begins to pick off members of passione for fun, they accidentally gain the attention of the boss, who then hires them to take out a series of traitors living inside the mafia. of course, who wouldnt love a few extra numbers to their kill count, especially when you were being paid? however, the unfortunate swing of life just so happens to hit at some of the worst times, where doppio, the bosses right hand man, continuously runs into morte when they're doing their job. even when they deliberately avoid each other, they still manage to find the other at the most unlucky of times. even if the run-ins are by accident, (y/n) still manages to find themself falling for the strange pink haired man, even going so far as to give him a special pet name: 'my favorite target' #1 in Morte 10/26/2020

Unsure of how to handle herself after being replaced at the nightclub she once conquered, the infamous singer, (y/n) (l/n), otherwise known as 'The Radio Star', finds herself mindlessly going around and using the worst coping mechanism possible to deal with her waves of depression... Which is, understandably, murder. after being booted from 'The House of Songs', (y/n) noticed that her singing had acquired a rather strange ability when listened to. those who happened to listen to even a single note that lasts longer than five seconds, begin to slowly crinkle, then once under enough pressure, burst open. however, she was not the only one to notice this, as another has kept their eye on her as well. will a high-class singer stoop so low as to join a mob, or will she keep her dignity and continue as she is?

In a fast attempt to save her own ass, (Y/n) becomes the personal chef for the boss and his handy men, sometimes able to accompany them on missions in return. Though, it begins to seem like la unita starts to grow a soft spot for this pretty little chef, though the latter is oblivious to their advances. juggling cooking, mafia work, and the burden of being cioccolatas amusement is not as easy as it seems, but (y/n) manages to make it look like a piece of cake! (i havent seen any la unita speciale x readers so here we are :/) -jjba is not mine, though the stand, plot, and any added characters are.- -cover art is also not mine #1 IN SECCO 12/11/2020

The moon goes missing, and Prosciutto can't help but wonder if the girl with cratered skin and starry hair has something to do with it.

Every politician is a bit crooked, but Diavolo fears this one is entirely sideways. Maybe getting involved with (Y/n), one of the most recognized political heads, was a bad idea after all. Unfortunately, there's no going back now; The contract has been sealed, and the blood used to write his name has already dried.

for your services to be requested by the speedwagon foundation didnt surprise you, but who they wanted you to revive did. you had brought back countless people from the dead, from historical figures to average people, all for the sole purpose of research (and sometimes pity). being tasked to go revive those lost because of the joestar bloodline piqued your interest, especially when they requested you to revive dio. *jjba isnt mine, but the story is original as well as any extra characters* #1 in EXTRA 5/17/22

Diavolo Is suffering from Gold Experience Requiem's infinite loop of death- untill- he's in a place, in a time, he meets this woman-- what happens next?

A model, a bodyguard, and a politician walk into an orphanage. The bodyguard says 'Hey, let's adopt some of these kids', and the other two agree. The punchline? There isn't one. Their terrible parenting is the joke. (credits to Twaddling_Tate for the cover, and aiding in the development of the plot. I thank you for the time you took to help me cultivate this story!)