"when will you learn?" whoever said teachers can't get detention? the bald math teacher gets it all the time due to that temper of his. what happens when he gets two hours of detention? { cover ; starpunchy/Tumblr }

{THIS BOOK IS COMPLETE} baldi is a teacher a math teacher to be exact and when school ends for the summer he finds himself around the principal a lot more. cover art @pennypacker uwu

You stared at the yellow doors, hesitant. The rumors floated around your mind, like someone was saying it into your ear. Shaking the thoughts away, you placed a hand on one of the doors. It's now or never. -?- you were one of the few lucky orphans who got to go to an actual school. due to more and more kids coming, you were sent to a different orphanage. then you started hearing the rumors days before you started school. the rumors all stated the same thing. whoever walked into that schoolhouse couldn't leave. it was also rumored that people couldn't age physically here as well, but that seemed made-up. can't hurt to see for yourself, right? { cover art ; CCookieCrumbs/Deviantart }

I honestly don't know why I'm making this. I just got the idea for a story and decided to make it before the fandom died. Anyway, in this story, you are a new teacher. An English teacher to be exact. The principal thought it would be good to have another subject at the school, so he hired you. That's all I'll say for the time. (I do not own any of the photos used in this book)

welp, ask away i guess, just some shitposting or like that lel. *Baldi's available *Playtime's available *Principle's available *Bully's available

Your parents were very abusive to you,but when you teacher calls Child Protective Services and lets you stay with him you never want to leave you teachers side.

So, uh... this is actually a joke. What a surprise. I can't believe my first fanfiction on here is going to be... this. Welp. Anyway! Enjoy, I guess. I might make a smut towards the end, so look forward to that... oh, also! The chapters will be divided into how many notebooks you collect, so there should be roughly around 7 chapters. That's all! Thanks for wasting your life on this~!

(This book will be sticking as close as possible to the cannon Baldi. I'll make a book where Baldi is more... Well, different then himself.) "Welcome to Baldi's Education and Learning! That's me!" Baldi smiles at you, "Get Ready to solve some maths and tø h̸a̴v̸e̶ t̷͂͒̂̓̊͊̌̽͋ǫ̸̘̲̝̩̹͙̪̹̻̩̣̝̯̬̮̭̱̼̖͇͚̺̘͍͕̣̰̤̘̿̓̀̊̈̀̊̿̍̋̄͂͑̊́̆͌̂̓͒̓̈́̈̇͗̑̎̐̃́̐̓̿̏͋̃̓̎̂̓́̆͊͂́̓͒̚̚̕͜͝͝͠͝͠ͅn̷̢̡̛̞̬̫͔͖̭̬̻̥͓̭͎͚͔̱͎̲̠̟̖̥̖͋́́͑̀̈͂̌̒̇̄̇̐͌̀̄͋̓͒̑̄̿̌̍͒͗̉͘̚͝͠ o̷͊̈́͛̕f̶̥̞͉͊͠͠ f̷̛̛͒̾̌́͗͋̀̀̉͆̄̓̑̄̈́̄͒͌̉̔̂̊̓̏̿̉̑̾̉͆̃́̄̍̍́̿̋̂̏̋͐̋̍̎̈̚͝͝͠͝͠͠͝͝ư̶͐͊́͆̀̈̈́̒̈́̆́̓̋̈́́̓̍̈́̓̔̇̾̑̇͊̄̉͗̄̒̏͗̅̅͂̾̆̓͆͠ǹ̸ny things been going on here! You HAVE to ignore this book! Don't even read this! I am the author, and I'm telling you, this book is CURSED! It's too late for me,, and it's too late for the ones in this book, to. Also, don't get Baldi angry! Just, just trust me! Just try to distract him once someone got a question wrong, give the player anything to help himself escape! Or even yourself! Just save anyone! I don't care WHO you can save, just save them! Also, wha̸t̸ ev̷̛̇̇́̃̉̄̇̇̀̈́͛̊͑̾̈̑́̈́̅̇͌́͑̾͒͐̓̌͆̊̔̀͋̽̒͛͒̚͘͠͠͠͠er you dơ̸̛̛̛̒̏́̾̍͑̇͒̂̓̅̌͑̐̒͗̌͐͠, D̸̨̪͓̼̟̻̥̣͕̝͈̪͕̟̫̠͚̭̜͍̻͓̳̙͙̜͓͆͐̀́̅̈́̏̂̌̂͌͂̀̽̔́͗̾͛̿̄̆̑̈́͌̉͂͆̄̐͌́͌̈̓̐̆̒̓̑̒̇̊͒̋̂̀̓̽̕͘̚̕͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝Ơ̸̧̡̧̧̡̡̢̨̧̡̢̧̛͚͓͈̥̳̜͇͈̱̲͎̞͈͍̥̺̦͇̖̩̦̫͉͍̜̞̯͎͙̮͈̩̣̺̯̼͙͓̘̩̣͍͎̥̦̜̙͚̭̗̝̲̰̫̰̦̣̳͚̻̣͕̞͕͖͍̮̪͖̋͗̿̊͑̄̔̅̐̑̀̾̿̈́̓̏̓̌̽͂͒͑̂̌̈́͆̿̆̿̄͗̋̎͌̃̄͋̉͗̌̽͌̓̍͒̆̽̂́͐͐̽̓̓̏̏̏͆̈́̔̈́̌̈́̇̕͘̕͝͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅN̶̛͒̌͒̾̓͐̍̄͊́̐̽̈̿̏̈́̔̓̕̚͘͝͝͝

this is a place where you can ask these fellow characters baldi,The principle of the thing,playtime,the bully,sock,sweeping time,. Ask them ANYTHING.

You are the secondary assistant for Baldi. (Or so, that's how my school works, you have two teachers in one room) You had nowhere else to turn to, this was your last place you could look for in a job. What do you do when you find out that the one you're supposed to be working with, was also a child murderer. A sadist... Fate shall only decide!