[cake au!] anon: do u guys have any clue what ur doing superlegitastrology: of course we do! we are 100% legitimate, if we weren't why would we have this URL? ~ or the one where luke and calum bullshit zodiac posts for entertainment

It started as a game until the secret broke out. Will it last? Or crumble?

This isn't a movie. These are oneshots. These are the Badlands.

The first one who puts $10 and their name inside Calum's locker will be his lover for the next 10 days. [Read for more description] × cover's illustration credit to the illustrator × WARNING: This story is not edited yet, so please read at your own risk. ⓒ chocolatexcakes 2015-2016. All rights reserved.

they were each other's poison, drinking up more and more until they ran out. *continuation of serial killer*

The diary of cake shippers, where a bakery full of cupcakes confess their beliefs in cake. Beware; no muke allowed. Dear Cake diary, Day 1234456 waiting for cake to come out. ~sincerely us all.

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

"are you but dialing because that ass is calling me" girly!calum punk!luke © anobain 2015

❝ this was supposed to be a dare--i wasn't supposed to fall in love. ❞

he was the savior i didn't know i needed; the man who showed me i'm worth more than who i think i am. he came on too strong, and i ran. but i didn't know i was running from the best thing that ever happened to me. © brianna lauren 2015 [second place winner in the 2015 summer bromance awards, the 2015 holiday bromance awards & the bromance awards]