[cake au!] anon: do u guys have any clue what ur doing superlegitastrology: of course we do! we are 100% legitimate, if we weren't why would we have this URL? ~ or the one where luke and calum bullshit zodiac posts for entertainment
It started as a game until the secret broke out. Will it last? Or crumble?
The first one who puts $10 and their name inside Calum's locker will be his lover for the next 10 days. [Read for more description] × cover's illustration credit to the illustrator × WARNING: This story is not edited yet, so please read at your own risk. ⓒ chocolatexcakes 2015-2016. All rights reserved.
they were each other's poison, drinking up more and more until they ran out. *continuation of serial killer*
The diary of cake shippers, where a bakery full of cupcakes confess their beliefs in cake. Beware; no muke allowed. Dear Cake diary, Day 1234456 waiting for cake to come out. ~sincerely us all.
my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)
"are you but dialing because that ass is calling me" girly!calum punk!luke © anobain 2015
he was the savior i didn't know i needed; the man who showed me i'm worth more than who i think i am. he came on too strong, and i ran. but i didn't know i was running from the best thing that ever happened to me. © brianna lauren 2015 [second place winner in the 2015 summer bromance awards, the 2015 holiday bromance...
Dan Howell takes up a opportunity to travel halfway across the world to be an exchange student. Phil Lester is appalled when his parents decide to tackle the challenge of housing an exchange student to 'straighten him out' from his aggressive teenager ways.
"so you're a soccer mom?" "no, i'm a man" ~ in which calum is a single soccer dad [completed]
in which a sad boy falls deeply in love with his cousin's neighbor. [story and cover by me] x 2014 [I WAS YOUNG WHEN I WROTE THIS ITS BAD]
" I felt simply more than something this time, more passion, more love and maybe even safety. It was as if he was always there to protect me or something. It was true love. " cake fanfiction boyxboy donutmuke 2015
Ashton is the new music teacher in town. Michael is the kid who loves music.
where a boy who works for his stepfather and stepbrothers and catches the eye of a music engineer and a popstar. dom!calum
❗disclaimer: this was my first ever Cake fanfic. I do not recommend reading it - my other fics are way better❗️ "No matter what happens, no matter who comes and who goes, I need you to know that you can count on us. We've got each other's backs, alright? I won't let anything hurt you, or make you unhappy. I may not be...
"if you're not gay.. or bisexual, what are you?" "I think I'm just bent." or in which sub!luke meets dom!calum at a school pep rally and begins to take a liking to the tan boy and his bent personality.
Luke is an alien obsessed nerd. He doesn't mind because aliens are really cool. He thinks they are real. He just doesn't know how real they are, until he meets one. Or Luke is a alien obsessed nerd, and Calum just so happens to be a real live alien.
I know you, I know what you'll do; You'll love me at once; the way you did once upon a dream. All rights reserved © 2014 hemmorgue , cuddlexhaz
Calum Hood despises Luke Hemmings with a great passion. Working in the same building is hard enough. But what happens when renovation causes them to have to work on the same floor? "How does one set fire to a coffee maker?" "Maybe we could be friends?" "No thanks, I'd rather set myself on fire" © 2014 SianaHood All R...
"Are you guys a couple?" "No, we're just friends" 2014 © 90sVansAsh » all rights reserved ... on hold
Discontinued "this is his story; he is dead" - triggering warning. [h.r. poetry [.14] 12/01/14]
What would you call that instance where you just meet someone who lets say, a famous rockstar? Calum seriously didnt know that. He just liked to ship Larry, he didn't really expect to meet famous people on tumblr. To the rest of the world, Luke Hemmings was the Lead Vocals of 5 Seconds of Summer, But to Calum, he was...
"erm, excuse me?" "what?" "i need to get my sister some uh, lady thingies, could you help me?" "mate, does it look like i have a vagina?" or in which lukes sister forces him to buy some tampons, but he doesn't know what he's doing so he asks the young, hot male employee.
