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Zaria Salim was considered a tomboy due to the fact that she is a Muslim girl playing soccer. All she wanted was a normal life and marriage wasn't on her mind. Once her best friend is married off, her parents are in search of a husband for her. Xavier Daniels is the star soccer player. He's popular but not your usual rude jock. He thought he had his life all planned out, but plans do change. His life is going to spin around maybe for the best or maybe for the worst. When their two lives collide things will change. There life will take some unexpected twists. Believe Me, this isn't a story you want to miss.

**A Wattpad Featured Story** Madison Carlisle isn't just popular, she's the one girls want to be and the guys want to be with. But what's a girl to do when a new kid threatens to upend the social ladder she's worked so hard to climb? With plenty of gossip, parties, rumors, and more than a little chemistry (academic and otherwise), Madison's world is about to be turned on its head.

She is at the top of her class. He is at the bottom. She is a good girl, who can be bad sometimes. He is a bad boy, who can be good sometimes. She desperately wants something. He has what she wants. Maryam Abdul agrees to tutor the infamous, egotistical Jock, Jesse Owens. So, he can stay on the soccer team and get into the college of his dreams. As they spend more time together, they forget about what happened between they and become great friends. Because, they understand each others troubled families and dark past. But, the unexpected happens and changes everything for Maryam and Jesse. Maryam gets a surprise guest at her doorstep, making her fears turn into a reality. Jesse uncovers the turth about his family's mutil-billion dollar company and leaves for good. Just as Jesse's and Maryam's feelings develop for one another, sometime has to come between them and tear it apart! ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © COPYRIGHT CAMEL_DIEM 2015

Seventeen year old Zainub Ahmed is a normal Muslim girl. She goes to school, she has friends,she fasts, pretty normal right? Well, Zainub's life completely changes when a young man asked her patents if he could marry her. Who is this man? Why does he want to marry Zainub? Find out in Perks of Being a Hijabi.

From the outside, I may look like I'm just like any other girl but inside, I'm a mess. My life changed all because of what I witnessed and suffered five years ago. That one night still haunts me; just like the 'Blackmailer' from my present. Oh and yes, there's a boy. There always is one, right? But will it lead to anything? Since I'm a hooded hijabi. [ "If dunya is your focus then quite frankly I don't know the answer to your question either. However, Ali, we keep forgetting the real purpose of our life which is why we fail to attain peace. Your purpose should be Him."] Read #TheHoodedHijabi for a dose of a spiritual fiction with a dash of thrill, mystery and halal romance.

Harper Woods's back story: When I was born my father left me and my mother. My mother in order to take care of me had to go on countless trips so I would have to stay with Joe and sometimes if Joe couldn't watch which was very rare I stayed with my grandmother. Then when I was 13 my mother left me at Joe's and never came back a week later she sent Joe a letter saying she couldn't take care of anymore that I was just slowing her life down so she was giving him guardian custody of me. The only one left from my actual family was my grandmother who didn't know where my mother was either but could care less since Joe was always the one to take me to see her. But throughout the years a feeling a certain person has grown and now things have changed in a very big way.