"hi, it's me beyonce. Just kidding it's Calum." Book 1 & 2

It all started with adding a wrong number... M: WHY DOESN'T HE REACT? M: LUKEEEEEE M: COME ON BUDDY K: who's Luke? M: WAIT WHAT M: U AREN'T LUKE C: MICHAEL!! YOU'VE ADDED THE WRONG NUMBER AGAIN!!! K: What? Who are you? I'm going to warn you beforehand: this is my worst story ever. It's so bad you'll laugh your ass off about the clichés.

Being a dad isn't easy, especially when you're doing it alone. "it's just me and you cupcake." ||book one in daddys girl series|| All Rights Reserved ⓒ puffyirwin

unknown: do u know the muffin man athena: what the fuck 2016 | @calumchaos [COMPLETED 3/25/16]

How can it be a mistake when it lead to loving someone as wonderful as you? (calum hood au ; guilttripping 2016)

All she wanted was a new recipe from a class mate but instead she got a friend... A very famous one at that. || book one in the TEXTS series ||

sequel to wrong number

I-I love you. No, no you don't. No one loves me, I'm... Me? I hope you enjoy! Warning it has very short chapters and can be quite confusing. (But I'm hoping not)

Abby Clifford. That was now my name. I'd been adopted by 5 seconds of summer's guitarist, Michael Clifford. And I had a crush on his best friend.

blocked number: hey baby me: who is this ? blocked number: michael me: who's michael? Michael: stop playin luke me: my name is ryan but lukes a cool name too Michael: oh, sorry wrong number.