About everyone's favorite goth

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You were always a thicc girl. Thicc. Like Wicke. You love memes. Hell yeah. But one day, you were enjoying the sunlight and some motherfucking thots appeared. *cue 8bit battle music* You were gonna fight them, but no! Star Platinum appeared! He saved your thicc ass. Personally, you thought your stand was fine as Hell. Big booty stand. He loved you. He always wondered, "Ora ora ora ora ora ora...?" (Why does she jiggle but no one else does?) Translation brought to you by Zorua Translate. Boi he grabbed yo ass one day. Send help there's something wrong with me. (I'm gonna try to take this serious. The reader is pretty much like me. Dank memester and a colossal bitch.) FatHEr i cRAvE cheDdeR Cover brought to you by my best friend who is the most beautiful thing I've ever actually seen.

[8/5/18] #2 in Jojosbizarreadventure [8/13/18] #1 in Jojosbizarreadventure [10/14/18] #1 in joestar *note, this is an AU You were the great great granddaughter of the well known Robert E.O. Speedwagon. Your family had always been close to the Joestars, although your grandmother wanted to move back to england. She was the only family you had, since your parents had perished in a mysterious plane crash a few years after your birth. Both you and your grandmother had been significantly different from your ancestors, with her Hamon, and your stand, which you had had since birth. When Joseph calls for your aid, will you use your power for good, or will their efforts be in vain?

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Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

Time is ticking and thinking has to be quick --------- This is going to be my first fanfic ever but I really hope y'all like it ;v; It's going to be trash but whatever ¯\_( ◉ 3 ◉ )_/¯ ---------- I do not own: The art below( Check the artist out: https://twitter.com/diabolism_st/status/437893605990998016 ) I don't own JoJo's bizarre adventure

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