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Eddie Murphy a divorced single father, and a successful author has been writing a book investigating the case of the now Late Nicholas Bright, who was accused of the brutal and mysterious murder of his wife Rayna Bright. Who was Nicholas Bright behind closed doors? and how does Michael Jackson tie into it all? why is he so determined for him to never find out? After being approached to investigate and publish the case by Nicholas's son Makai, new evidence has been brought to the table that will change Eddie's life forever. Michael was experiencing emptiness that was slowly driving him insane. Until he found Nicholas. Nicholas was his light, his safe haven, and the reason for his pain. So why decades later is this obnoxious, stubborn author digging up a chapter he has been so desperate to close?

Michael Jackson has been blind his whole life, but is set to undergo a surgery to bring color to his life. Michael is excited and wants to know everything he can about colors before he has this surgery. That is until, Michael's world is brought down by the news of a terminally ill disease. A new therapist, Prince takes Michael in as a patient and finds himself in a challenge of a life time as they go on adventures to find different colors everyday. (Told in Prince's POV)

Phil left, but Dan can't get over him. So he writes letters to him.

MxM STORY! YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THEN PLEASE READ ANOTHER STORY. PLEASE DON'T WASTE ANYONE'S TIME BY WRITING NEGATIVE COMMENTS. STRONG LANGUAGE! READ AT OWN RISK! X RATED!!!!! Michael Jackson is a 31 year old single dad. He looses his job at a repair auto shop. The only thing in his life making him feel happy and warm inside is his 6 year old daughter. Her birthday is coming up and he promised her a pink bike. But the store manager raises the price of the bike, making it impossible for Michael to buy it at the moment. Little does he know, the bike starts a relationship with a very handsome man named Brandon Clifford. Brandon runs his father's company and is very wealthy. He buys the bike for Lilly and Michael promises to repay the favor. A very unusual relationship sparks, causing both men to question their beliefs. Will they settle their differences and love each other? Or will their beliefs drift them apart?

Michael Jackson drabble :) During This Is It era Kenny Ortega advises Michael to get a home nurse whether it felt needed or not. Little did Michael know that he's hired a fan to look after him

Their first time left them with the greatest accident Dan and Phil ever made. All based around phandom theories from PINOF 1 but with a twist. Mpreg!Dan.

It's the 1980s She's lived all her life being spread across magazines and TV screens. She's lost her childhood. She's being forced in an unhappy arranged marriage. She adores children. All she wants is true love and happiness. She's Princess Diana. ====================== He's lived all his life spread across magazines and TV screens. He's lost his childhood. He's the best entertainer in the world with the biggest smile and loneliest heart. He adores children. All he wants is true love and happiness. He's Michael Jackson. +++++++++++++++++++++ Disclaimer: This story is based on Princess Diana's life but the characters personalites are made up, so don't take any offense.

Cassie Woods is a personal photographer. By chance, she meets famous pop star, Michael Jackson. On the outside, Cassie is as normal as any other working adult, but behind the face beaming with passion for her career, she hides unhappiness that has haunted her since her childhood and adolescence years ...