"I can give you a lap dance, but mom can't find out." "W-what?" "Well? Do you want one or not?" "I- um- you-" {Where Jungkook falls in love with a stripper, and Taehyung falls in love with his step-brother}

"He's that guy from the porno I watched!" ~ top!jimin - DISCLAIMER cheejicake original storyline: This story and ideas in it are completely made up from my messed up brain so any similarities are either coincidence or there's someone in the world who thinks like me. I don't believe in copying other writers work started: 2016 finished: 2018

"Why do you keep bothering me?" "Because you're the only person who says no to me." ♡ An AU where Hoseok is the high school bad, rich boy. His parents blame themselves for his actions, and spoil him endlessly. He just wants to be told "No," once. Yoongi is a normal boy, with average grades and snappy remarks. Hoseok bothers Yoongi endlessly, why? Because he's the only person that tells him "No." As Hoseok gets Yoongi in trouble more and more, they get closer and closer. What could possibly happen? ♡ Started: May 21st, 2018 Completed: September 11th, 2018

Kim Namjoon is the ugliest professor at Bulletproof University... ...or so they thought. #96 in Fanfiction 170512 #1 in NamJin 170827 #4 in Yoonseok 171026 #1 in angst 180711 Managed to stay ranked #842 in Fanfiction for 19 days straight. 161106-25 #44 in BTS 180513 (Cross-posted to AO3)

This is a book where I speak shit about Donald Trump. :))))) PLEASE IF YOU GET OFFENDED REALLY EASILY DON NOT READ THIS BOOK:) THIS BOOK IS JUST A BUNCH OF WEAK MEMES AND BC I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT POLITICS I HAVE NO REAL REASONS TO HATE TRUMP IM JUST AN IDIOT WHO WANTS ATTENTION. NO BUTT HURT COMMENTS. #43 In humor. IF YOU ARE A DONALD TRUMP SUPPORTER DO NOT COMMENT SHIT ON MY BOOK PLEASE. I DO NOT WANT YOUR BULLSHIT COMMENT. Ps. It's literally been two years since I've started this book and I'm still getting shit I'm honestly sHoOk ,but really I high key regret making this book like it was all fun and games two years ago but like now that I've grown tf up I was so stupid for making this book in the first place but there's nothing I can do now I spent too much time working on this book and a lot of tears reading the comments so I'm not taking it down. I'll just suck it up. 2023 update: I still hate him.

Join Kokichi Ouma on an acid trip as he imagines himself to be the protagonist of a children's educational program that is neither educational or kid-friendly. (Please keep in mind that Ouma the Explorer was initially written by an immature 14-year-old several years ago. There are inappropriate mentions of suicide and likely various other triggers. It's a little late to add a disclaimer this long after publishing, but please read responsibly! And hey, maybe have a laugh or two for the parts that are ACTUALLY funny~?)

It was a normal day at school. The long morning classes followed by lunch and eventually dismissal. But dismissal never arrived that fateful day. Instead, something else did entirely. BTS Zombie Apocalypse AU! Start: May 3rd 2019 Finish: August 4th 2019 #1 in Fanfiction 13th August 2020 #1 in Vkook May 18th 2019 # 1 in BTS December 9th 2019 #2 in Fanfiction June 8th 2019 #4 in bangtan May 22nd 2019 #7 in Yoonmin May 18th 2019 #1 in Yoongi 22nd Feb 2020 cover by @kxmtae__

Whether it was by a miracle or astounding fate, Tatsumi finds himself reunited with Lubbock. In their eyes, their mission has not ended quite yet and the first order of business is regrouping with the remaining members of Night Raid once again. The task is easier said than done, and the boys end up experiencing more than what they bargained for. (Tatsumi x Lubbock) [Ongoing] Warnings: Yaoi, smut, gore, violence, rape/non-con

why did i do this

It would have been normal if Choromatsu's alarm clock, which was set to ring every five minutes, didn't blast his eardrums so early in the morning and awoke him from his slumber. And all it took for Osomatsu to realize something was definitely wrong was to simply glance at the alarm clock Choromatsu brought with his own saved money for all the brothers to make use of it. That small, silver alarm clock that had been decorated with scratch marks from Ichimatsu's cats, Jyushimatsu's and Todomatsu's colorful stickers, and Karamatsu's leftover glitter from the obnoxious articles of clothing he's worn, was all it took for Osomatsu to drop the photo album and look around the room in horror and realization. The alarm clock, that small silver piece of technology, was clean and unscratched as it was sitting next to the futon meant only for one person. End: Jan 2019