Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

" So Louis tell me can you speak, or are you not much of a speaker?" Harry said. " A-a Littl-le b-bit." Louis responded stuttering. © Larrysshipcaptain All Rights Reserved 2014

Once a girl turns fifteen, her name gets put into a raffle. Once a guy turns 18, his name is also entered. The town match-maker chooses a boy and a girl and then on January 1 of each year, the new couple meets. The brides are forced to live in their new 'master's' house for twelve months. If by that time they aren't pregnant or have given birth, they are shunned from the community and some of the girls are killed. Of course, it isn't the husbands fault. Living in a sexist community where women are treated like chattel is disgusting, but more so for 14 year old feminist Jessica Lee. In a society where men rule and woman follow behind, how will Jessica survive holding her tongue through marriage and what is supposed to follow?

13 years old. Lonely. Abused. Terrified. Little Madison has never known what it feels like to have someone love her. Abused by her 'family' she has learned to shut people out, never trust, seeing as though everything is a trick to hurt her. Sexually, mentaly, and phyically she has been taken advantage of by the people who should love her most. She has spent one tortuitous year in and out of the orphange, wishing her father had killed her when he had the many chances. She suddenly finds her selve in care of five loud, crazy, boys. What happens when this scared little girl meets the boys from One Direction and they try to save her? Will pain hit her again? Is her father really gone? Will she ever be safe? Read and find out...

Summer Jacobs knew full well about her town’s tradition. Every year at the end of the summer, a party would be held on school grounds without the knowledge of the parents or the teachers. It had been happening since before Summer was born and never once was anyone the wiser. This year however, everyone was going to find out. Summer had planned a weekend of alcohol, bad decisions and horrendous photo’s which she would later un-tag herself from on Facebook. A whole weekend with her friends at the biggest party of the year, without any worries or parents telling her what to do. So how she ended up trapped in the school with a deranged psycho killing her classmates off one by one, she will never know. It wouldn’t have been as bad if she was trapped on her own. She would have been happier to face the lunatic solo rather than be trapped with a guy who kept using the life or death situation to make passes at her. His theory was being so close to death should definitely loosen her up, and by ‘loosen up’ he definitely meant ‘get naked.’ Along with his friends who between them had the IQ of a baby tree stump, an outcast who probably still had Spiderman bed sheets and the cheerleaders who were more worried about all the blood staining their new white jeans, they had to somehow make it out of there alive. And to think, Summer’s biggest worry that weekend was waking up with a brutal hangover… ©makeandoffer

"Before you can see the light you have to deal with the darkness"

"I got two, ooh letters for you. One of them's F and the other one's U. Cause what you gotta do, is go get yourself a clue. Only two, ooh ooh letters to choose. One of them's F and the other one's U. SMH, I'm pressing send on you." Harry was done with crying. He was done with feeling sorry for himself. He was done with thinking he wasn't good enough. He was past that phase of post-bad-breakup syndrome. But now he's bitter and nasty to everyone. At least, everyone but Cher. The only thing holding him back from completely letting go, was his ex himself. Louis refused to let Harry get away. He swore over his own grave that Harry would be his again. But, does Harry even want that? Will he let Louis back in to his heart after what happened twice already? I mean, you know what they say right. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, F. U.

It's been a year, almost two years since Lily's supposed death. Harry has moved on; or so he tells himself everyday. After all, that's the only way he keeps going, the only reason why he still lives. He tries to forget what happened almost two years ago. Trying to forget can be hard when a crazy witch decides that she wants to use you as a pawn in her game. When Harry wakes up in a world unknown to him, what will he do? What if this world is the key to finding his way back to the one that matters the most to him? Find out in Risen. Sequel to Fallen.

**WILL SOON BE UNDERGOING EXTREME EDITING** *FIRST BOOK IN THE "BROKEN" TRILOGY* I looked in my step-father's eyes for a brief second and he was enraged. He looked absolutely crazy, and his look expressed the desire to kill. In less than three seconds, I knew what my fate would be. I was going to die. Ariella Rayne grew up without a real father, and instead with a crazy step-father. One day when he goes too far, her mother makes her go live with her birth father in London. Her father, however, is also Harry Styles’s father. When she meets the boys, they don’t exactly like her. She’s weird and American and Harry is mad at her for something that she cannot control. When they truly get to know her, she falls for one of them. Can they heal her or will Ariella remain broken?