Funny Text Bloopers
Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.
" So Louis tell me can you speak, or are you not much of a speaker?" Harry said. " A-a Littl-le b-bit." Louis responded stuttering. © Larrysshipcaptain All Rights Reserved 2014
Once a girl turns fifteen, her name gets put into a raffle. Once a guy turns 18, his name is also entered. The town match-maker chooses a boy and a girl and then on January 1 of each year, the new couple meets. The brides are forced to live in their new 'master's' house for twelve months. If by that time they aren't p...
13 years old. Lonely. Abused. Terrified. Little Madison has never known what it feels like to have someone love her. Abused by her 'family' she has learned to shut people out, never trust, seeing as though everything is a trick to hurt her. Sexually, mentaly, and phyically she has been taken advantage of by the people...
Summer Jacobs knew full well about her town’s tradition. Every year at the end of the summer, a party would be held on school grounds without the knowledge of the parents or the teachers. It had been happening since before Summer was born and never once was anyone the wiser. This year however, everyone was going to fi...
"I got two, ooh letters for you. One of them's F and the other one's U. Cause what you gotta do, is go get yourself a clue. Only two, ooh ooh letters to choose. One of them's F and the other one's U. SMH, I'm pressing send on you." Harry was done with crying. He was done with feeling sorry for himself. He was done wi...
It's been a year, almost two years since Lily's supposed death. Harry has moved on; or so he tells himself everyday. After all, that's the only way he keeps going, the only reason why he still lives. He tries to forget what happened almost two years ago. Trying to forget can be hard when a crazy witch decides that she...
**WILL SOON BE UNDERGOING EXTREME EDITING** *FIRST BOOK IN THE "BROKEN" TRILOGY* I looked in my step-father's eyes for a brief second and he was enraged. He looked absolutely crazy, and his look expressed the desire to kill. In less than three seconds, I knew what my fate would be. I was going to die. Ariella Rayne...
When you think of the year 2018, what do you imagine? Fancy cars, new inventions and such right? Wrong. The world was taken over by vampires. When each girl turns 18, they are sent off to the auctions to be bought as blood slaves. This year, Lily Ferona has turned 18. Join her as she ventures her way into the vampire...
Emma Murphy was just diagnosed with a life-threatening disease and only had one last wish- to meet Harry Styles. Her wish came true, and Harry forms a strong connection with her. He makes a vow to keep her strong, healthy, and alive. Will love be enough to make Emma overcome her sickness? Will the couple be able to ha...
Isabella Tomlinson. Sister of Louis Tomlinson. Ex girlfriend of Niall Horan. Two years ago, Niall Horan shattered her heart. Now, Isabella is back, and shes going to tour the world with the boys. How will Niall feel about her coming? Will they ever forget the past and move on?
‘I feel sick, not just from the pain but from the unknown, what’s happened to me? Where am I? Wait, better yet, who am I? My name. It’s something I’ve known my whole life… it defines me. So why can’t I remember it? I feel like it’s on the tip of my tongue, I try to move my lips to form it but all I discover is that th...