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Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?

Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

a breathtaking short novel about two star crossed lovers. you will feel so many emotions reading this. enjoy.

Everything was going great for singer Tyler Joseph, until unexpected love tumbled-or buzzed-into his life, and in the form of a handsome blue-eyed bee. His world collapses around him as his Beeterophobic best friend Josh Dun turns his back on him, and he is forced to chose between his beloved wife, or the bee that has stolen his heart. And what happens when a few other bands intervene? Are Tyler and Barry truly meant to be, or will their love wither like un-pollinated flower? (2018 update: I wrote this in 2015 forgive me I regret nothing)

I'm bored. I'm gonna say some weird shit. Check out out.

What My Boredom Leads To

An economical love that is strictly forbidden; Barack and Mitt fight to finally be together.

In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

Let the shipping, begin. ________________________ The untold story of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Reveal their secret past, how they met, and so on, their love journey continues ________________________ Author's note: Ehh.. I ship Dillary, kay? I don't want to see any hate comments and election comments, this is just for entertainment purpose only.