This Is My Shiteu
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The BTS Pun Poem Collection by oppaiscringe
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That's right, you heard it here first. This Jinius author is now posting pun poems. I actually made these a while back, I just posted them on ARMY Amino. I also have polls on ARMY Amino, asking which album or mixtape you want me to do next, but in order to vote, you guys need to go on ARMY Amino. My username on ARMY Amino is the same as Wattpad. . . . . . . . . . Started: 5/25/2018 . . . #1 in pun 5/29/2018
You're My Tear by oppaiscringe
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A single tear. Then two. Then more. Then all of a sudden, he broke down crying in front of me. Suddenly, I started crying as well. Tears falling from my face and landing on anywhere it was going to land. This can't be happening. There's no way. . . . . . . Soulmates aren't real. #62 in j-hope - 7/26/2018 #59 in soulmate - 8/4/2018
My Soft Psycho by oppaiscringe
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There is a type of fish, called a Betta fish. They are small and come in different colors, wonderful to keep as beginner pets for small children who want to experience what it is like to have a pet. But the catch is you need to keep them separated. Why? Because Betta's are ferocious fish that kill each other the moment they are put together. So what happens when you put Y/N and Seokjin together? I don't know, because they haven't killed each other yet. Y/N seems hellbent on killing Seokjin, and Seokjin just wants to keep her as his final prize in a blood-stained collection. . . . . Started: April 4th, 2018. I had absolutely no idea where I got the idea from, I just wanted more psycho or yandere BTS stories to read that I thought would be good, so I was like, "Why not just write one?" So yeah, that happened. Completed: 6/26/2018 #186 in gore 5/8/2018 #6 in yanderexreader 7/8/2018 #1 in gore 11/21/2018
Random Fluff Shots by oppaiscringe
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I need to work on my fluff writing skills tbh. This isn't really an official book or anything. Just me polishing my skills. . . . . . Started: 6/1/2018