as he enters your system mr leto morbius leans down to your level and he says "I am... poison." as you quickly become aroused... (snippet from the story)

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

Donald Trump X Reader [HIGHEST RANK: #1 IN #FURSONA] how could you resist his raggedy hair his wrinkly orange skin his whopping 2 centimeter peepee 4 in 5 Doctors Recommend you read this for your health!!!!!!

yeah yeah ayo singing challenge if I win I get your windshield wipers

A story about you and Elmo in love. I made this as a joke. #4 in Elmo on 02/08/2021 #1 in Elmoxreader on 13/06/2021

You are a newly hired to work in the White House kitchen and one day, you finally get the chance to meet the man you have been crushing on, Joe Biden. Once you meet him, things take an exciting and unexpected turn. Note: In this story Biden is already president. Also this is my first story so it's obviously going to suck and I'm sorry. I just had to write it for any Daddy Joe lovers out there. Warning: There will be eventual smut. I basically wrote this because I'm a hoe for Joe.

this is all a joke also I will try to post 3 parts a week.

One-shots of many genres :) Hope you enjoy, lovely flowers <3

Just a book full of quotes with a few of my own words sprinkled in. I hope it makes you happy :) Started: 8/1/20 Ended: 8/31/20 Highest ranking: #20 in uplifting

Don't lie, we all love to hate Mineta to some degree.