(A/N: This rewrite is currently on hold due to personal reasons. I will not abandon this, but I will need some time. A lot of time.) September brings cool autumn air and warm colored leaves. September softens the blow on the start of school and new sleeping schedules. September marks the sixth month anniversary of a joke gone too far. But this year, September also brings Keith Kogane. or The "(You Can) Drop Your Façade" rewrite we all deserve.

THIS IS NOT MY BOOK!!! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS BOOK!!!! The original book Twist and Shout by the author from achiveofourown (Gabriel (AO3)) ALL THE CREDITS GOES TO GABRIEL AND STANDBYME!!

What will a dumb blondie do when she finds out she's sharing her dorm apartment with a sexy cat hybrid? HEADS UP: This story will be a roller coaster of emotions. Warning: This story contains profanity, substance use and NINE SMUTS. I do NOT own the book cover. It belongs to the incredible artist @okokcoool twitter

In order to get more media coverage for their famous rock band, Shadow Weaver bans romantic relationships between all the band members. Adora's fine with Glimmer lip singing over her vocals. She's fine with Shadow Weaver's constant nagging to take over as the lead singer. She's fine being the backup vocalist to the lead singer and playing her bass. She's completely fine with everything. Not being able to make out with the drummer? Not as fine. Started: 6/22/20 Completed: 2/9/21 RATINGS: #1 - shadow weaver 11/12/20 #12 - bands (out of 20k+. that's wild) • posted on my ao3 under mariuspunmercy • • catradora famous rock band au •

Keith was in and out of the hospital for all of his life. He often snuck out of his room to wander the halls in an attempt to stifle his boredom. When he was ten years old, he found a boy in a coma-and he happened to be around his age. He would often talk to him about his day and bring him toys. But one day, the boy was gone without a trace. Lance was nine years old when he was in a major car accident. His injuries were extensive and he was put into a medically-induced coma. When he woke up, he recovered fully and returned home. Seven years later, he suddenly remembers a certain voice that spoke to him while he was under. Book cover and Acts 1-4 covers made by: That-Other-One **Rated Mature for: sexual content, mature language, drug abuse, potentially triggering depictions of mental disorders including the topic of suicide**

LANGST/KLANGST ONE SHOTS Thank you so much for 200k reads!!!! -Shelby ☢️WARNING! SUICIDE MENTION/ACTIONS! TRIGGERING CONTENT! ABUSE! EATING DISORDER! DEATH!☢️ {[Unscheduled Updates]} i dont own voltron or its characters

{Rewritten} Lance McClain always felt like he was cursed from birth. Being diagnosed with Sickle Cell Anemia was hard enough; but due to a serious medical error, Lance received an infected blood transfusion. Now his already short life span has been shortened, wearing down on his mind. After stumbling in the hallway of the hospital, Lance meets Keith Kogane- who instantly takes interest in him. **Rated Mature for: graphic sexual content, mature language, potentially triggering depictions of mental disorders**

There were two things that Keith disliked the most about college: 1. His roommate's taste in music 2. Sanchez Aka. Keith and Lance become texting buddies thinking they have never met but they do in fact know each other and dislike each other with the passion of a thousand stars. This story was originally posted on AO3, my username is on my bio if you want to go read it there. The mixtape on part 9 has a playlist on 8tracks if you want to listen: http://8tracks.com/caelestespiritu/do-starfish-dream-of-flying

"His excuse was that I hadn't been with anyone. Oh you've never had a girlfriend. Maybe you'll find a girl, fall in love and realise this is just a phase. Bullshit if you ask me." Lance even put on a voice as an impression of his dad and I found myself chuckling loudly because it was the most stupid but hilarious thing ever. We were a little tipsy, I have to admit. "That is bullshit. How'd he know he was straight before dating a girl?" "Exactly! He said everyone is straight. I was like yeah, right." Lance laughed, chugging more beer. I would have stopped him from drinking so much but my tipsiness was clouding my rationality. "Maybe you could find someone to pretend to be your boyfriend just to show you know your sexuality." Yep, I was definitely drunk. "I have no friends except you and I can't pretend you're my boyfriend!" "Sure you could. Your dad would only need to see us hold hands or something."

Keith Kogane never once thought in the short seventeen years of his life that he would somehow find himself stumbling across a roller rink with a panicking, screaming Cuban boy latched to his arm - nor did he think he would willingly agree to sell his soul on a bet with said teenager after a ride home and a dark, Red Bull-induced, two in the morning movie extravaganza that couldn't have ended more awkwardly between them. But, hey, Keith was a man of his word, and if his friend was smart enough to trick him into becoming Lance's wingman in his quest to win the heart of Keith's very recent ex-boyfriend, who was he to try and stop him? [COMPLETED] highest ranking: #23 in voltron 7/24/18 (holy shit??)