How could one mission cause Naruto such a headache. First, Tsunade had assigned him a mission to work at a Nightclub from 12 to 6. Then the beautiful and sexy animatronics roam while he's on the clock. And now, he needs to know just what the hell is going on in his workplace while trying not to get assaulted. Just what has his life come to? (Naruto x Harem), (Lemons), (Possible council bashing)

After a brutal beating from a mob attack, Naruto is left for dead in the forest of death. However, a dangerous entity predating the shinobi nations saves his life and in exchange, he would become her future consort. How will Naruto fare against a vampire queen and her horde of monsters chasing after him. (Naruto x OC), (Naruto x large harem), (Konoha bashing), (Vampire Naruto)