The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, naruto, sasuke and sakura. Poor kakashi, he's going crazy because of his crazy students. Friendship fun ambition equals? Calculated chaos. -- #6 in team7: 4/28/21 #2 in alternativeuniverse: 6/5/21 #5 in narutowattyawards: 10/14/21 #1 in narutowattyawards: 9/12/22 #1 in sasked: 9/27/22

Naruto's parents didn't die during the Kuubi attack, instead the 3rd gave his life to seal the Kubbi into Minato's triplets: Naruto, Hironori, and Naoko. Within Hironori and Naoko were the Kubbi's chakra while the eldest, Naruto, held the Kubbi's soul. Years passed, and Naruto has been neglected by his so-called parents and beaten by the villagers. At seven-years-old he is at his breaking point. Danny has lost it all. His family is gone. The town blames Phantom. His obsession has been taken from him. All because of a stupid test. Having no where to go, and not wanting to turn into HIM, he wishes for a chance to start over. At fourteen-years-old he is at his breaking point. What happens when a harmless (not) prank binds these two loss souls together in ways never before seen? Will they be able to move forward... or suffer there hollow lives? Pic not mine

Sydnie's life had gotten a little ... predictable. She went to the same boring job every day and had the same boring conversations until a mysterious stranger showed up and changed everything. What was his secret? Perhaps it had something to do with the Strawberry Watermelon Wendy's beverage he was constantly sipping from. Whatever it was, Sydnie wanted in.

Ino and Naruto caught their spouses cheating. WITH EACH OTHER! So they decided to get even and sleep with each other as well. But that lead to a new baby.

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