❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." "Why on earth would you do that?" "Because you, sweetheart, are now my own personal suicide helpline. Your job is to make the last month of my life worth living." ______________________

A collection of quite personal reasons for killing myself. This is a contrast to my "Reasons Not to Kill Myself" story. I do not advise you to read this if you are in any way struggling with suicidal thoughts. Stay away from bad influences. Go read my other one. It's positive and features clouds and trees and cool anime. Sometimes, negative thoughts have to be written, just like positive ones do. This it it.