Suicide Helpline

❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." ...

Reasons to Kill Myself

A collection of quite personal reasons for killing myself. This is a contrast to my "Reasons Not to Kill Myself" story. I do not advise you to read this if you are in any way struggling with suicidal thoughts. Stay away from bad influences. Go read my other one. It's positive and features clouds and trees and cool ani...