Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"Those whom the gods love grow young." - Oscar Wilde. Ash is a young god, next heir to the throne of her home world. But when her father decides she needs to learn a little humility, she is sent down to Earth to live as a mortal. It is on Earth that she meets Violet - a lonely and troubled girl who takes her in and shows her what it truly means to be human: the good, the bad, and the ugly included. However, it soon becomes clear that Violet needs Ash's help just as much as Ash needs hers. This is a story of life, loss, and cosmic love.

Jordan Jenkins knew she'd found the one true love of her life at the tender age of sixteen. For four years, it was a long honeymoon phase, filled with love, laughter and happiness. But as they grew up, the added responsibility came with added pressure. Taylor walked in on Jordan in the arms of another woman, ended the relationship and after a brief rebound romance, she fled town and relocated to London. Now, five years later, Taylor is back. Jordan's Interior design firm is hired to remodel Taylor's penthouse. Married to a powerful businessman and a mother of a beautiful four-year-old girl, Jordan walks into Taylor's bedroom and five years of distance and separation begin to shimmer as the love the two women once felt for each other awakens with a disastrous vengeance. Copyright © 2014 by Kerry Belchambers All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

Isabelle Parrier seemingly has everything, she is beautiful, has handsome boyfriend and is the most popular girl in her high school. But she is also cold and conniving, and does everything she wants. Everyone in her school is trying not to get on her bad side, because she has ways of destroying people through her vicious schemes. Elisa Brown seems to always persevere, despite Isabelle's efforts to bring her down. Isabelle hates Elisa with burning passion, sometimes for the reasons unknown even to her. Elisa is kind and gentle. She quickly rose to the ranks of second popular girl not only because of her breathtaking beauty but also because she wins people over with her incredible charisma and gentle soul. Elisa isn't really intimidated by Isabelle and rather curious of the reasons of Isabelle's animosity towards her. Is there something more behind Isabelle's hate towards Elisa? What will happen when she breaches the threshold of Elisa's patience? *WARNING* This book contains adult content, parental caution is advised. *** Copyright © 2013 by KhaleesiH. All rights reserved. Cover made by: AloneInWonderland

Ally is a Operating Theatre Nurse who loves her new job working in one of London's busiest hospitals after having worked in Gambia for two years. After putting her past life behind her can she move on when a new surgeon and familiar face turns up. Completed 2015 Edited 2018

Josephine was the daughter to a rich doctor father and trophy wife. She wasn't a socialite like her sister Gwen, she was just shy plain old Josephine. She was the pariah of high society. When her mother sticks her with the job of managing a kissing booth at a stuck up charity event, one kiss from beautiful and popular Olivia Winchester changes everything. All rights reserved to moi. Copyright © 2014 TheGodAthena17 Old Cover by: @jennisonsilverye

What if the only thing that plagued your mind was the one who stole your first kiss? What if that mysterious girl who you shared your problems with has a dark past and secrets than you ever thought? Mabel Sanders was never the outgoing type. She kept her nose deep into her books and mesmerized the walls of her room perfectly yet this night somewhat called to her. Sung to her soul--so to speak--to embrace the world outside her books and lavish the life of a teenager. But what if this night, she meets a girl. A girl with haunting eyes piercing her very own. A girl with tattoos inked on her skin and a dark vibe. A girl who's touch electrify Mabel's skin bathing her in warmth and welcoming tingles. Just one meeting, Mabel's mind is invaded by the nameless girl. Until she realizes this nameless girl is not only her older brother's best friend but bad news. Serious bad news. With random blind dates, seriously bad mood swings, and ex girlfriends come-a-knocking, Mabel's quiet life is suddenly turned upside down when Kat keeps invading her thoughts and her personal space... © Copyright 2017 All Rights Reserved

Maryissa Hale is a principal at the Ellipticus Art School, a boarding school for those talented in the arts. Aria Desman transfers to this school, finding her ex girlfriend at Ellipticus. However, Aria does not get to rekindle her love, for the ex girlfriend has moved on. Instead, the teenager has her eyes now set on her young principal. Will Maryissa fall for the student and let her in, or will she push her aside in fear of losing her job?

"It was the typical American marriage: day after ceaseless day of betrayal, right up to his very last breath." A full-time surgeon and full-time mother, Dr. Casey Kenny's third career is damage control. Casey's days are spent covering her husband's tracks as his constant scandals begin to unravel; but living in the public eye as the wife of a United States senator, Casey knows that an unhappy marriage is just her pill to swallow. Just like Senator Wilson Kenny, Casey has some secrets of her own, but she swears her extramarital affairs are just how she keeps herself sane; that is, until her former intern Hallie Strickland begins to change Casey's ideas about love and commitment, and both Casey and Hallie begin to put themselves on the line to rescue the other from deterioration. Casey finds herself in deeper than she ever anticipated. When Wilson Kenny is assassinated mere days after his affair hits the news, all fingers point to Casey. As always, it's her job to pick up the pieces, but now it's her own past that she needs to cover. Cover art by the wildly talented @JaneDoeSmith1! Trigger warning: discussion of DV/IPV

After a particularly terrible experience with her adoptive father and a few drinks, Rebecca Harrison finds her much-needed escape from reality in her soon-to-be biology teacher. When the two meet again at the beginning of the school year, neither know what to make of the situation. But their conflict with each other is no match for the conflict Rebecca faces with her adoptive father, and the two soon find themselves developing a relationship that tests both of their willingness to let others in. For entirely different reasons, they find themselves pushing each other away. Until they realize that their reasons aren't so different at all. This story is girlxgirl, teacherxstudent, and it deals with topics such as abuse, alcoholism, and suicide. It's my best work but it can be depressing at times & may be triggering to some. [Editing on-going, Sequel - TBD]