Charlie had it harder than most of the kids of her age, more than once. Changed from one foster home to another, finally, she manages to escape the system but it's only for a brief moment, she's sent back to hell. Again, she's introduced to a new family; The Harris. With the always so serious police officer Mr. Harris and oh-so-perfect blondie Mrs. Harris, and of course, let us not forget their handsome quarterback son; Dean Harris. Forced to coexist in the same house with the prick that keeps calling you a smurf sure sounds like fun. A humorous story about how all stereotypes can go f*** themselves.

A heart warming story

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

This is a story about a supernatural girl named Sage. You see Sage isn't you're average girl or even supernatural for that matter. She's one of a kind, like no one ever before. She has every strand of supernatural DNA in her and the strange thing is... they're all dominant, meaning she is every supernatural. She is able to chose what supernatural others see her as and what qualities she has from all the different races. Early in her life, her father discovered a prophecy from thousands of years ago about a supernatural child of every race that was dominant in all, would upon their 18th birthday make a decision to either lead to peace among all the supernatural kingdoms or war. Sage is that child, and her father has been trying to get her to decide to start a war since he found out. Her mother and her escaped his abuse one night and have been on the run since, Sage's father never to far behind. On Sage's 17th birthday Sage and her mother decide to stay in Pine Hallow, Oregon. This town is strange though, with an abnormal amount of Supernatural's living there. The tensions are high among the races and the town is heavily divide. Everyone is set in the old ways with the prejudices of old times. So the question is, how will Sage's time here in Pine Hallow be any different from all the other place's she's lived....?

A Jerk right?

Sam Howell is your normal book worm. Nothing special. Except one thing: she reads minds. She's being used by the government because of the "gift" so she can interrogate criminals. At one point when she went to "work", the generals son comes along. How will that work out? Read to find out!

5 News Press Release WESTFIELD Reality television is heading to high school! Watch the drama unfold as the three biggest nobodies in Westfield High's senior calls get a shot at becoming popular! Our hidden cameras will catch all the action as they vie for the ultimate label of acceptance and popularity-Prom Queen! It's no surprise to Shannon when she is voted least likely to be prom queen at Westfield High. That is until she's selected to co-star in a hidden-camera reality show, The Prom Queen Wannabes, and undergoes a complete makeover. Now the social hierarchy of the entire senior class is about to be turned upside down. But when Shannon uncovers proof that the beauty business can be awfully ugly, she must find a way to show her BFF and one true crush that underneath the fabulous makeover, she really hasn't changed. This prom night is about to shock everyone's corsages off. "[A] fun premise...leads to some newfound insights and a live prom full of over-the-top mayhem." - Publishers Weekly "Smart satire and a rollicking good read!"-Jean Kilbourne, Ed. D, creator of "Killing Us Softly: Advertising's Image of Women" film series Real Prom Queens of Westfield High goes on sale February 4th! I'll be posting a Wattpad exclusive extended sample - new chapters every INSERT DAY. If you want to find out who wins the One. Million. Dollars., you can purchase the print or digital book from any major bookstore or online. Also, if you have any hilarious (or horrific) Prom stories, I'd love to hear them!